[TW: Obama]
President Obama's golden sexy eyes strared into my light green orbs.
"You're mine, sexy mama," he whispers in the sexiest tone I've ever heard. It made my underwear wet.
"Your mom," I say. "Hubba hubba, daddy. Meow."
"I'm a wolf not a lemur," he growls.
"I know, daddy chulo," I say sexily.
He sticks his long and sexy claws into my pants and grunts.
I moan. I bet I feel better than Michelle.
"You're better than Michelle, baby," he moans.
He read my mind.
"I can read minds"
Oh my god.
"Yes"