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𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙍𝙏𝙇𝙀𝙎𝙎 | mattheo riddle by mxriariddle

𝙎𝙪𝙙𝙙𝙚𝙣𝙡𝙮, 𝙝𝙚 𝙧𝙞𝙥𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙩𝙖𝙥𝙚 𝙤𝙛𝙛 𝙤𝙛 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙢𝙤𝙪𝙩𝙝. "𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙀𝙣𝙯𝙤, 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙖 𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙮 𝙛𝙖𝙘𝙚." 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙗𝙤𝙮 𝙧𝙖𝙞𝙨𝙚𝙨 𝙖 𝙗𝙧𝙤𝙬. "𝙒𝙝𝙤 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪!?" 𝙇𝙖𝙮𝙡𝙖 𝙚𝙭𝙘𝙡𝙖𝙞𝙢𝙨, 𝙚𝙮𝙚𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙪𝙥 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙗𝙤𝙮 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙞𝙣 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙝𝙚𝙧. "𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙢𝙚 𝙈𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙤, 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚." "𝙇𝙖𝙮𝙡𝙖 𝙇𝙤𝙥𝙚𝙯. 𝙉𝙞𝙘𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙢𝙚𝙚𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪. 𝙉𝙤𝙬 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠 𝙙𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙢𝙚!?" ＊*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚　　˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚＊ His heart is as cold as ice, without a care in the world for anything or anyone... but he only has one goal - to make her 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙬𝙚𝙖𝙥𝙤𝙣. Little does he know, she's not the weak, naive girl that he thinks she is... deep down, she has many dark secrets, some of which could send her straight to Azkaban. But her secret died with her parents, so no one will find out... 𝙊𝙧 𝙨𝙤 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙠𝙨. ＊*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚　　˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚＊ rankings: #1 mattheo #1 riddle #2 mattheoriddle

Castaway by emmafrival

The Devil is real. A sentence Chloe Decker never believed until Lucifer Morningstar burned out her skepticism with his hellfire eyes. It's a "Hell" of a reality shift, but Chloe realizes she may not have time for gradual acceptance when she discovers that one of the bodies in her most recent murder investigation isn't human. Worse still, the next target might be Lucifer. A story that begs the question: who prays for Satan? [Post-S3 finale continuation. Deckerstar.] [COMPLETE] Part 1 of Gravity

Behind the Curtain [P.JM 21+] by pixxiethetic

"𝙒𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙧 𝙙𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙅𝙞𝙢𝙞𝙣?" 𝘼 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙫𝙞𝙚𝙬𝙚𝙧 𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙙, 𝙄 𝙜𝙧𝙞𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙞𝙘𝙧𝙤𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙚. "𝙉𝙤. 𝙄𝙣 𝙛𝙖𝙘𝙩, 𝙄 𝙙𝙤𝙣"𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙠 𝙄"𝙡𝙡 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙙𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙝𝙞𝙢." 𝙄 𝙖𝙣𝙨𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙, 𝙄 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙛𝙚𝙚𝙡 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙗𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙜𝙖𝙯𝙚. 𝙉𝙤 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬𝙨 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙜𝙤𝙚𝙨 𝙤𝙣 𝙗𝙚𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙪𝙧𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣... (𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙞𝙨 𝙖 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙧𝙩 𝙨𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙨, 𝙞𝙩 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙨 𝙨𝙢𝙪𝙩, 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙛𝙖𝙣𝙚 𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙪𝙖𝙜𝙚, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝙨𝙚𝙭𝙪𝙖𝙡 𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙫𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙨!)

The Evolution (NTR Revenge) by CyberBoi_

source: Kokujin no tenkousei NTR ru Hiroki Mori, a person whose girlfriend (Nao), sister(Kanoko), mother(Kaede) and junior/Bsf *don't remember cope* (Ayumu) betrayed him by sleeping with his bully (his name is not Kokujin cuz Kokujin means black transfer student in japanese so imma call him James cuz he looks like a James idk). Hiroki couldn't take it anymore so he decides to end it. Little did he know that his life would change when he went to end his life....

Together 21+ (BTS Jimin) by Markeu_Lee5

You and Jimin had been dating for years so moving in together did seem like an option. Especially since both of you can't live without each other! But was it the right choice...? | Created on August 28th, 2017 |

Squid Game Memes [English] All Seasons✓ by MemePoster

"Squid Game" is a South Korean fictional drama in which contestants who are deeply in debt play children's games in order to win a ton of cash. The downside is that losers will be killed. In this book, you'll find various funny posts and memes about Squid Game per every chapter. (Wattpad : MemePoster) (2021-2025)

Meant to be (supercorp fanfic) by levipelle

Lena knows about Kara's secret identity and she is mad at her. Kara doesn't know anything about it and she still think everything is fine between them and ready to tell Lena about her secret as she promised at Catco. Will Lena trust Kara again? Will Kara say the truth about why she kept the secret for 3 years? Is she ready to accept what she feels for Lena?

𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐒 [18+] by my-lesbi-ass

I moaned softly as my walls stretched around Skylar's member feeling how big she was. I bit my lip as my gaze met hers waiting for her next instructions. She had a wide mischievous smirk on tugged on her lips as she brought her face closer to mine before placing soft kisses on my jaw making my walls squeeze tightly around her dick in anticipation every time her lips met my skin. "You did great baby girl." Her hands traveled up and down my back caressing every curve I had on my body as she whispered. I nodded which made her freeze her motions and the next I felt her hand wrap tightly around my neck making my breath get caught as I struggled to breathe. "Fucking answer me when I talk to you slut." Skylar whispered harshly in my ear as her grip tightened more. I nodded immediately. I tried moving up from her but she held me down making her member ravish my insides again as my walls squeezed her as I tried to close my thighs together but her body was blocking their path with me on her lap. "Shh baby girl no need to waiver when you haven't done anything yet." I whimpered as her hand loosened it's grasp around my neck as I felt tears building up in my eyes. "Yes daddy, I'm sorry." I whispered as tears rolled down my cheeks. "Good baby, now all I want you to do is to ride my dick like the fucking stupid whore you are until you can't use that brain of yours and don't you dare cum without my permission or else I will fuck you myself until you know how good of a slut you are. **** Skylar West is a definition of a stone cold ice. Hot at the same time cold She's freezing cold towards everyone until she meets Laila but that she didn't change her at all instead she woke up the demon inside her she kept asleep. Meet Laila White... let's say she does everything to get what she wants but that's until she met her boss Laila who destroyed her yet made just her more beautiful to her eyes. She didn't think that was the case until she decided to quit everything.

How To Be The Best Third Wheel by summerbackthen

How To Be The Best Third Wheel is now published as a Paperback & E-book by Wattpad Books! As a Wattpad reader, you can also now access the Original Edition for free and the Wattpad Books Published Edition here upon purchase. It's the last year of high school, and everything has changed . . . ***** After a summer spent in the Philippines, Lara Dela Cruz is eager to start her senior year and, most importantly, reunite with her three besties. But what she did not expect was to show up on the first day of school to all three of her friends now in relationships. Fighting for their attention, catching some new and confusing feelings for long-time frenemy James, and wading through the pressures of post-high-school plans all have Lara reeling. And to make matters worse, Lara's beautiful and untrustworthy cousin conveniently appears and wiggles her way right between her and James' budding relationship. Feeling like a third wheel in more ways than one, Lara must learn to accept that change is inevitable, love is complicated, and being the odd one out is sometimes where inner power is found. [[Word count: 100,000-150,000 words]] Cover design by Jill Caldwell Wattys 2020 YA fiction Winner Wattpad Books Prize Winner

The Thief by MisuJk

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𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙍𝙏𝙇𝙀𝙎𝙎 | mattheo riddle

𝙎𝙪𝙙𝙙𝙚𝙣𝙡𝙮, 𝙝𝙚 𝙧𝙞𝙥𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙩𝙖𝙥𝙚 𝙤𝙛𝙛 𝙤𝙛 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙢𝙤𝙪𝙩𝙝. "𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙀𝙣𝙯𝙤, 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙖 𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙮 𝙛𝙖𝙘𝙚." 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙗𝙤𝙮 𝙧𝙖𝙞𝙨𝙚𝙨 𝙖 𝙗𝙧𝙤𝙬. "𝙒𝙝𝙤 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪!?" 𝙇𝙖𝙮𝙡𝙖 𝙚𝙭𝙘𝙡𝙖𝙞𝙢𝙨, 𝙚𝙮𝙚𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙪𝙥 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙗𝙤𝙮 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙞𝙣 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙝𝙚𝙧. "𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙢𝙚 𝙈𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙤, 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚." "𝙇𝙖𝙮𝙡𝙖 𝙇𝙤𝙥𝙚𝙯. 𝙉𝙞𝙘𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙢𝙚𝙚𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪. 𝙉𝙤𝙬 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠 𝙙𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙢𝙚!?" ＊•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙˚　　˚•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙˚＊ His heart is as cold as ice, without a care in the world for anything or anyone... but he only has one goal - to make her 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙬𝙚𝙖𝙥𝙤𝙣. Little does he know, she's not the weak, naive girl that he thinks she is... deep down, she has many dark secrets, some of which could send her straight to Azkaban. But her secret died with her parents, so no one will find out... 𝙊𝙧 𝙨𝙤 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙠𝙨. ＊•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙˚　　˚•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙˚＊ rankings: #1 mattheo #1 riddle #2 mattheoriddle