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ONESHORT 21+*SMUT* by Aesthetic0109Ishu

All oneshort will be in this book and all will be 21+ I will try my best to make story on each BTS members . This was my 2nd book and i wrote it long time back so there are lots of mistake please don't be mad at your weird author 😭😭😭

Love Served Hot by AliffHaiqalHakim

Trapped in the monotony of an exhausting job, Nisa yearns for a way out. With her sassy cat Marshmallow offering indifferent companionship and her best friend Mia cheering her on, she finally stumbles upon a promising job opportunity at a dream agro company. Her chaotic life takes a turn when she applies, setting off a series of events filled with hilarity, hope, and unexpected connections. On the other side of town, Fitri is navigating heartbreak and his OCD quirks, all while dodging his mischievous best friend Carl's relentless matchmaking attempts. Carl, a self-proclaimed detective and cupid, is determined to find love-or at least a good story-at Sukiya, their favorite Japanese restaurant. When Carl crosses paths with Nisa and Mia at Sukiya, the restaurant becomes a melting pot of chance encounters, misadventures, and life-changing decisions. With meddling friends, awkward moments, and hotpot-filled conversations, Nisa's Great Escape is a delightful romantic comedy about finding yourself, chasing dreams, and discovering unexpected connections in the most ordinary places. Will Nisa escape her stressful job? Can Fitri move past his heartbreak? And will Carl's matchmaking skills finally lead to a love story worth telling? Buckle up for a heartwarming and hilarious journey of friendships, fresh starts, and a little bit of fate.

🅥🅘🅒🅣🅞🅡🅘🅐 𝓖𝓻𝓪𝓹𝓱𝓲𝓬𝓼 𝓢𝓱𝓸𝓹 by k00kiesandch0c0lates

Welcome to the Victoria Graphics Shop. Read out to find more about it. Status: Open [✓] Close [ ] Accepted Forms for: Cover, Banner & Character Aesthetics 🥇 First place in "Evergreen Graphics Contest" for Best Graphics Design

The Thief by MisuJk

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Catoniss: Frozen Embers by Yoana368

"We are complete opposites! He is the boy with the icily cold blue eyes and I'm the girl on fire! He's cold and I'm warm! Yes, opposites attract, but little did we know, they annihilate each other too"💔 Cato is a strong, handsome and brutal career who is ready to win the games since he volunteered as a tribute. Katniss is the very exact opposite and was thrown into the games because she volunteered to save her sister. But when Katniss shows off her archery skills in training and gets the highest score in the private sessions, Cato decides that she's too dangerous and that he needs to eliminate her as a competition. And the only way that he knew to do that was to make sure she falls for him. Will he succeed in his plan? Or will he get caught up in his own game? The 74th hunger games await a winner. But the most important question is, who will it be? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HIGHEST RANKING: #1 in catoniss #1 in embers #1 in hungergamesfanfiction #6 in hadley #19 in hunger

How To Be The Best Third Wheel by summerbackthen

How To Be The Best Third Wheel is now published as a Paperback & E-book by Wattpad Books! As a Wattpad reader, you can also now access the Original Edition for free and the Wattpad Books Published Edition here upon purchase. It's the last year of high school, and everything has changed . . . ***** After a summer spent in the Philippines, Lara Dela Cruz is eager to start her senior year and, most importantly, reunite with her three besties. But what she did not expect was to show up on the first day of school to all three of her friends now in relationships. Fighting for their attention, catching some new and confusing feelings for long-time frenemy James, and wading through the pressures of post-high-school plans all have Lara reeling. And to make matters worse, Lara's beautiful and untrustworthy cousin conveniently appears and wiggles her way right between her and James' budding relationship. Feeling like a third wheel in more ways than one, Lara must learn to accept that change is inevitable, love is complicated, and being the odd one out is sometimes where inner power is found. [[Word count: 100,000-150,000 words]] Cover design by Jill Caldwell Wattys 2020 YA fiction Winner Wattpad Books Prize Winner

Ni idea, no lo vean plox by LaTopa23

Cosas raras xd mamoe y papoe, los quiero mucho no me abandonen familia plox

Never by JaideHarley

Book 5.5! 19-year old Winter is on the hunt for vampires. Not any vampires, just one group in particular. After growing up in a family of vampire hunters and losing all contact with them, Winter makes it her life goal to track down every single vampire there the night her family home burned to the ground six years ago. With no family left, and nowhere to go, Winter searches for answers and revenge all in one. Her search sometimes leads to making vampire friends, and other times leads to eradicating an entire clan. Her one purpose is to find those responsible, get answers on her missing family's status- dead or simply missing- and kill any involved in her whole world burning falling apart. Thaddeus is one of the oldest vampires in the world, set on a mission to take over and replace The Elders, the supernatural government that has grossly overstepped their boundaries and operated on unethical means to maintain their power while losing sight of caring for their people. It isn't his first attempt at overthrowing the powerful force, but as his list of allies grow, so does his list of complications. Between maintaining relationships with his new allies, protecting the key pieces in his plan, and trying to coax a long lost supernatural out of hiding, he has no time for anything else. Especially not the vampire-hunting human his brother associates with. Winter and Thaddeus find their paths crossing more than either of them like. They butt heads, threaten and attempt to kill each other, and find through all their conflict that there is something underneath. An unwanted camaraderie, an unfortunate mutual understanding of the others motivations, and most inconveniently, a draw to each other that takes time away from their firm ambitions. On the matter of the greater good or love, both have to choose which means more to them.

Idk by Foxen_Vixen

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Dicas de Mulher pra Mulher by nicollepaiva_07

Dicas de beleza, higiene, socialização, glow up e etc (são apenas dicas que eu adaptei para mim, adapte para a sua realidade) Me mandem sugestões <3

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ONESHORT 21+SMUT

All oneshort will be in this book and all will be 21+ I will try my best to make story on each BTS members . This was my 2nd book and i wrote it long time back so there are lots of mistake please don't be mad at your weird author 😭😭😭