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Castaway by emmafrival

The Devil is real. A sentence Chloe Decker never believed until Lucifer Morningstar burned out her skepticism with his hellfire eyes. It's a "Hell" of a reality shift, but Chloe realizes she may not have time for gradual acceptance when she discovers that one of the bodies in her most recent murder investigation isn't human. Worse still, the next target might be Lucifer. A story that begs the question: who prays for Satan? [Post-S3 finale continuation. Deckerstar.] [COMPLETE] Part 1 of Gravity

H A L A T by talesofdevil

(ON HOLD TILL 2024) Flames. The continuous chanting of mantras by the priest were sounding deaf to my ears. I wish just like my ears I could null the reality. Vanish into this thin air, hiding me from the upcoming catastrophe. I aimlessly fixed my vision on those flames which had to be looked at through the thin red cloth covering my face. Forcing my eyes to my right side to see a man performing all the rituals the priest was saying. His face was not visible from the sehra just like his name was unknown to me. The peripheral of my dupatta was connected to his shawl. Is this how our fate was connected? Closing my eyes letting those heavy drop let it fall freely. Just like these tears, time was slipping and my hands were tied. My mind was blank but even if I tried hard only one question popped. Probabilities of how my death will be planned. If I get up, I will die. If I don't later my unknown husband will surely kill me. " Stop right now. Stop this marriage." I wish ignorance was bliss.

𝐈𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐲 | 𝐙𝐨𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐜 𝐒𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 by -Evenin-

❗️𝐈𝐅 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐒𝐄𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝐀𝐍𝐘𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐄𝐋𝐒𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐈𝐓 𝐇𝐀𝐒 𝐁𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐋𝐄𝐍❗️ ••• Goddess Celeste, a deity respected by all and the goddess of divinity and galaxies, sister of the god who ruled the universe as supreme leader, reigning along side the goddess of balance. Being a virgin goddess, she was also a mentor to the 12 she raised as if her own, fondly know as ,The Zodiac children of the virgin goddess Celeste. They were found in anguish throughout the galaxies and the goddess took them under her wing out of pity. As the children grew, they began to slowly discover their pasts through vivid memories and dreams that lead their curiosity to deep waters. ••• Warning: foul language usage Edited status: unedited ••• Note: DO NOT steal my work. ••• 𝐇𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐬: #1 hetero #3 aquarius #1 sagittarius #3 aries #3 pisces #2 virgo #1 cancerzodiac #3 capricorn #3 taurus #3 celestial #2 scorpio

"Всего лишь школа..." by DariRakita

Это мой второй фанфик))Это история про школу Хазбинс нашеми героями))Два лудший друга встречают сероволосую девушку которая с ними подружилась и в влюбилась в одного из них,но вскоре в классе появляется новенькая..

y/n sugar daddy(18+) (Kim teahyung) by Shreya793767

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Jealousy by KpopBish101

21+ ff watch it at your own risk if y'all would go to hell not my responsibility COVER photo credited to joppomatic_sike_art please check out their work on Instagram

Won't you smile for me? (Servant no more - book 1) by MydlaMydla

Lan Wangji remembers Wei Wuxian as a smiling, energetic boy. Once he sees him again after years, the boy has changed drastically and is now acting as a servant. What could have happened to him? Lan Wangji is determined to see Wei Wuxian smile freely again. This fic will contain themes and mentions that may be trigerring, please read the warnings and tags I used and proceed at you own discretion. English is not my first language so I apologise in advance for any mistakes. I am also not very familiar with chinese culture, customs nor naming conventions so this work may in some places not be 100% accurate. I do not own any characters I have used in my story, this is purely a work of fan fiction. Hope you will enjoy reading :) The story is now available in other languages: - spanish, translated by ZhanYing12, thank you for translating! - https://www.wattpad.com/story/280288234

Meant to be (supercorp fanfic) by levipelle

Lena knows about Kara's secret identity and she is mad at her. Kara doesn't know anything about it and she still think everything is fine between them and ready to tell Lena about her secret as she promised at Catco. Will Lena trust Kara again? Will Kara say the truth about why she kept the secret for 3 years? Is she ready to accept what she feels for Lena?

How To Be The Best Third Wheel by summerbackthen

How To Be The Best Third Wheel is now published as a Paperback & E-book by Wattpad Books! As a Wattpad reader, you can also now access the Original Edition for free and the Wattpad Books Published Edition here upon purchase. It's the last year of high school, and everything has changed . . . ***** After a summer spent in the Philippines, Lara Dela Cruz is eager to start her senior year and, most importantly, reunite with her three besties. But what she did not expect was to show up on the first day of school to all three of her friends now in relationships. Fighting for their attention, catching some new and confusing feelings for long-time frenemy James, and wading through the pressures of post-high-school plans all have Lara reeling. And to make matters worse, Lara's beautiful and untrustworthy cousin conveniently appears and wiggles her way right between her and James' budding relationship. Feeling like a third wheel in more ways than one, Lara must learn to accept that change is inevitable, love is complicated, and being the odd one out is sometimes where inner power is found. [[Word count: 100,000-150,000 words]] Cover design by Jill Caldwell Wattys 2020 YA fiction Winner Wattpad Books Prize Winner

"I HATE YOU!!!" | Dandy's World (Finn x Shrimpo) by finnsbodypillow

im currently feeding us ragebait shippers . . . we need more of this content argauhfeheggage this is my first wattpad story ever so if its bad please bear with me thank you guys so muchhhh for 10 duotrigintillion reads omfg I never though it would get this popular

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Castaway

The Devil is real. A sentence Chloe Decker never believed until Lucifer Morningstar burned out her skepticism with his hellfire eyes. It's a "Hell" of a reality shift, but Chloe realizes she may not have time for gradual acceptance when she discovers that one of the bodies in her most recent murder investigation isn't human. Worse still, the next target might be Lucifer. A story that begs the question: who prays for Satan? [Post-S3 finale continuation. Deckerstar.] [COMPLETE] Part 1 of Gravity