Mama Alarm Clock's Bad Boy Short Stories

Have you ever wondered what happens to alarm clocks, after they've finished ringing at the start of teen fiction stories?
Do they sit there in silence and contemplate life?
Do they start a whirlwind romance with their neighbour, the wall clock?
Everyone cares about the good girl and the bad boy, but no one has yet to ask about Mama Alarm Clock, the official name for the alarm clock appearing in the stories you've read.
Until now.

A collection of parody short stories, inspired by various clichés. Featuring (but not limited to):
- The story opener alarm clock (which wants a break).
- The good girl's dropped books (which want vengeance for being dropped one too many times).
- The bad boy's sunglasses (which have a desire to no longer look 'cool').

[Not to be taken seriously!]
Big thank you to @KrystalM for the summary help <3