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The Delta Disaster

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Reads 182
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Parts 7
Time 48m

comedy complete completed corona coronavirus covid covid-19 funny howdotagswork humor humorous original pandemic sequel

A sequel to my other corona piece so read that first. 

A new variant of the virus has hit the U.S and schools have closed down for the winter. Once again Cardinal is hanging out at the West Furniture Store but something is amiss... 
Join Jack, Parker, and Cardinal as they figure out what's been happening and how to get Cardinal's friends back in this OVER 10K WORD sequel. 


Rankings (if that matters):
#28 in covid-19
#41 in humorous 
#28 in coronavirus 
#54 in pandemic 
#4 in howdotagswork (sorta figured out how but not really) 











I literally made this because I was bored and thought why not.All Rights Reserved

comedy complete completed corona coronavirus covid covid-19 funny howdotagswork humor humorous original pandemic sequel

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