I Should Hate You

A NEWTMAS FANFICTION | IF YOU DO NOT SUPPORT THE TOPIC, DON'T READ IT.

An enemies-to-lovers, Human AU, The Maze Runner Newtmas fanfiction. Interested? Keep reading.

Excerpt:
"I fucking hate you," Thomas muttered.
"What was that?" Newt said, cupping his ear with his hand and leaning toward him.
"I said 'I fucking hate you.'"
Newt smirked. "Now let's translate that from Tommy-ish."
"Tommy-ish?"
"Hush." Newt pinched Thomas's lips together, effectively shutting him up. "Now, let me finish. First, we need to get rid of the 'hate.' Are you following?"
Thomas nodded hesitantly.
"Next, we must remove the 'ing' from 'fucking.' Let's check our progress. What is it now?"
Thomas scowled suspiciously. "I fuck you?"
"Yes," Newt cheered. "Now, one last step: add 'wanna' right after the 'I.'"
Thomas's mouth opened. Then closed. Then opened again. He finally closed it, a frown carving into his face.
"Can you tell me what it is now?" Newt teased.
Thomas rolled his eyes. "No thanks."
"Fine," Newt huffed. "I'll do it for you." He began speaking agonizingly slowly, enunciating each syllable carefully. "'I... wanna... fuck... you."
Thomas resisted the urge to smack the boy.
Newt grinned. "And by the looks of it..." he scanned Thomas's expression. "I won."

DISCLAIMER: I do not own these characters. They were created by the author of the Maze Runner series, James Dashner. This can be read if you've watched/read the Maze Runner books or movies, since it is an AU.

#1 in Newtmas Fanfic (this isn't impressive, but I want it to seem that way so... ta-da?)