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Yiikmas for the Dumbasses Who Inhabit the Yiik World

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Reads 475
Votes 8
Parts 8
Time 23m

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The Yiik gang (and Alex Egbert's mom) have a lovely Chitmas party at the Egbert household, and Chitmas spirit is everywhere. But when a horrific incident happens, how is the Yiik gang going to figure out what the hell is going on? 

(This isn't meant to be taken seriously at all.)All Rights Reserved

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