After being carried to the Dark Brotherhood by a family friend when her parents were killed by vampire hunters, Caia is one of the oddest members of the family. She's 300yrs old and hardly participates in any assassinations. When newly made Speaker Lucien LaChance turns her world upside down and forces her to participate, the two start a very hateful relationship. What happens when, after a twisted heist in Skyrim, the two are pushed together in an emotional wave neither of them are prepared for? And with a traitor loose in the guild, will they be able to put aside their bad blood and prevent the heinous end rapidly approaching the only thing they care about? A comical story about loyalty and relationships filled with magic, love and murder. A/N: You do not need to have played the game to understand the happenings of this story. Most of it is explained. So even if you haven't played the game, please read still! Thanks!