Those Horrid, Horrid Things (GETTING TAKEN DOWN AS OF 1/1/2023)
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What do you do when your kids include a giant wolf, a sea serpent, and a half-dead girl?
Loki is a trickster god, shapeshifter, and sometimes morally-gray villain. But they love their weird, monstrous children. So when a prophecy reveals their existence to Odin, he has no choice but to hide them in a time and place nearly forgotten by the gods: A quaint and horrifically-ordinary suburban town.
But this new world is different, with its PTO bake sales and angry soccer parents. Loki's children have to make some big changes to remain undetected, and the Father of Monsters and Mother of Evil might be in a little over her head.
Because the gods are looking for them, and they'll stop at nothing to lock those horrid, horrid things away.
So, after doing some thinking, I've decided to take down "Those Horrid, Horrid Things" from Wattpad at the start of 2023, save for possibly one or two updated chapters.
It wasn't an easy decision to make, especially with all the lovely comments I've received from readers, but it seems to be the most appropriate move as I further edit the story and make plans to possibly publish it in some way.
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