Fart Love
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Publikasi terakhir Kam, Okt 7, 2021
"oh wow you are a freak, farting on my face every 2 weeks but I can't help it one sniff and I am in love with you. You keep me coming back to this fart love" lily whispered as she caressed ash's face
Who doesn't love a fart in their lives??? ;)
Mature content. Read only if you wanna pee your pants and bleach your eyes at the same ❤️
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