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Fart Love
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Ongoing, First published Sep 03, 2021
Mature
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"oh wow you are a freak, farting on my face every 2 weeks but I can't help it one sniff and I am in love with you. You keep me coming back to this fart love" lily whispered as she caressed ash's face 

Who doesn't love a fart in their lives??? ;)

Mature content. Read only if you wanna pee your pants and bleach your eyes at the same ❤️

#169 funniest (10/6/21)
#68 in farts (10/7/21)
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