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A Faithless Operating System

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Parts 5
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WARNING: Swearing, Logos Fighting, and Violenciea

The story of the Wolf Windows. The pain. The suffering. The hatred that the Operating Systems share. Microsoft's weak spot... or soft spot, as I should say. Apple's anger issues and his big ego. Google Chrome's deep secret. And the Reality of Windows 11's Existence.

"Something isn't right in this world. Microsoft is.... soft... he's pathetic to say the least. He created those... 'Windows' because he was so lonely, no friends. Too shy to talk to anyone, so he created his friends instead. What a loser..."

"I haven't met Apple before, but well... he seems like a big jerk. He yelled at Microsoft many times. He snapped at Windows 95 and 98 when they were just hanging out together. He even punched poor Windows 1.0 in the face! Like damn, how rude can one person be? It annoys me to no end. Will he ever leave them alone? Or do I have to... do I have to break my promise to him?"

"Both Apple and Chrome confuse me. Apple yells at my Windows Friends, while Chrome tries to stay away from them. Do they hate me? Or... or just the Windows? The Windows didn't do anything to them, and neither did I! Why does Apple hate us so much, and why is Chrome afraid of us? I.... I- Did I do s-something wrong?"

This is clearly not what I think of Microsoft, Windows OSs, Apple, Chrome, and all the others. It's just a silly story about these logos, which I slapped limbs, faces, and wolf features on to. Windows 7.1 was made by my homie Yadier, I merely made the Wolf Version of him lol.

Characters in the Cover Art (it doesn't really fit lol):
Apple, Chrome, and Microsoft
Windows 7.1
All of the stars represent a Windows OS [TOP TO BOTTOM]
Left: Windows 1.0, Windows 2.0, Windows 3.0, Windows 3.1, Windows 95, Windows NT 4.0, Windows NT 5.0, Windows 98, Windows 2000, and Windows ME
Right: Windows Whistler, Windows XP, Windows Longhorn, Windows Vista, Windows 7, Windows 8, Windows 8.1, Windows 10, Windows 10X, and Windows 11All Rights Reserved

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Markie by Ruhu95

All werewolves have mates. So what happens when you fall for someone before you're 18... "Hopefully hes my mate" is all Markie can think as she waits for her 18th. This is a short story that takes place in the middle of "Orphan Wolf". It can be read independently but will have spoilers if you intend to read "Orphan Wolf"... I of course would suggest you read it and pause at the point I marked to read "Markie" but the choice is yours. Story excerpt "Come on Ryan leave me alone!" A boy yells. "You started it Francis... come on pup don't start that with me... I don't have time for this! GO HOME!" I felt the command. I see the little 8 year old boy from last night run away crying, one of Ruby's cousins. When I turn the corner I see a boy about 20 and am hit with an overpowering smell something like fresh cut wood and autumn leaves. It is amazing. I see the guy turn towards me and duck behind the house I am standing by before he sees me. Nope! Not him! Not happening! I hear footsteps coming towards me and run. Into the woods I find a pine tree. Perfect! Pine trees are great hiding places. The branches hide you visually and the smell masks your scent. I climb up as quickly as I can and watch the guy approaching. He circles my tree looking around but eventually gives up and goes back towards the houses. "Mate!" My wolf happily purs. "Not him!" I respond. "Denial." She says. "Refusal." I counter and she growls at me. "You will NOT reject him!" She orders. "He is a bully!" "He is mate!" "He commanded that kid when he could have just talked to him! He is a bully with no patience!" "He is an Alpha!" She purrs with pride at his rank. I don't care! "I don't want him!" "The one you want isn't mate. He isn't yours. He isn't interested... I want mate!" "No." I block her out and climb down the tree.

My Cruel Blind Alpha by DarkBeauty357

Alec's hand gripped my wrist hard, "You're coming with me back to my pack." He stated. "No, I'm not." I pushed myself to say this. His nails were now digging into my skin. "Ouch! You're hurting me. Let me go!" I struggled to get my hands free. The man gave me an apologetic look, "Alpha, you're hurting her." Alec retracted his hands while I rubbed my mine. "Okay, let me make this clear," The sadistic smirk showed off his white teeth, "You either come with me or I'll declare war and slaughter your pack. You know I will and can." My jaw dropped at his demands. "Are you serious?" This is absurd. "Do I look like I'm joking." I could tell he wasn't, he meant every word. "I can't leave my family," I stated. "You will. Or else you'll have none. If you don't come, I'll torture your family. Even down to the youngest one." My mind wandered off to my goofy little brother, and he had crossed a line. ~ Leah Indica was always a nice, sweet, innocent girl. She always helped anyone who needed help, it was her passion. She loved to make people happy, more importantly she wanted a mate to make happy, to love, and to cherish him. At Eighteen, she finds a mate. He is known as the most cold hearted Alpha in Romania. He has wiped away many of packs and has gone on killing sprees for fun. She tries to help him and be the best possible mate for him, and she overlooks the fact that he is blind. However, he seems to not have the same feelings in return. He only cares about one thing, his eyesight, which he can never get back. He often takes his rage out on her, when all she wants is his love. She wonders herself if she could possibly melt his cold exterior. She tries to help him in so many ways, but sometimes overwhelming love can consume a person. INCLUDING: ~Mature Language~ ~Marijuana and Alcohol~ ~Domestic Abuse~

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Wilde by chasing_stories

[ Highest Rank: #71 in Werewolf ] His face, still, nearly inches away from mine. The deep, blue eyes that would pierce my dreams from now on. And his light brown hair, that seemed to be the perfect mixture of blonde and brunette. But what really hit me, was his face. God, his gorgeous face. Let's not forget the amazing jawline this boy has also. Stunning. "What's your name sweetheart?" his voice was husky. God, I loved it. "Marlee." I simply stated in a quiet voice. "Last name?" he asked. "Arctic." I answered. He smirked at the mention of my last name. Of course he did. He's the most powerful alpha in America right now, and he just ran into me. The daughter of the second most powerful alpha. And to top it all off, I'm his and he is mine. Mates. "What's your name?" I asked "Damon is my name sweetheart." he replied "Last name?" I asked. But I didn't need him to tell me. I already knew. Might as well have him tell me his full name though. He just kept his smirk on his face the entire time. "Wilde." ※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※ Marlee Arctic is the daughter of the second strongest alpha in America. Other than being trained like the son of an alpha, her life has been pretty normal. She never had any stress on her during school, no major heartbreaks, and no bullies at school. Yup, Marlee's life was almost perfect. But nothing can last forever. Enter Damon Wilde. At 21, he's the youngest alpha in America. He also happens to be the strongest. But, things are starting to change. And he needs his Luna. His mate. Things were okay in his life. Not the best life but not the worst either. That is, until Marlee entered it. From their first meeting, their lives are turned upside down. And just like Damon's last name, things are about to get pretty wild for them.

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Im not yo mate tho (Completed) by shonme2K17

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Catch me if you can by classy_scorpio

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Markie

All werewolves have mates. So what happens when you fall for someone before you're 18... "Hopefully hes my mate" is all Markie can think as she waits for her 18th. This is a short story that takes place in the middle of "Orphan Wolf". It can be read independently but will have spoilers if you intend to read "Orphan Wolf"... I of course would suggest you read it and pause at the point I marked to read "Markie" but the choice is yours. Story excerpt "Come on Ryan leave me alone!" A boy yells. "You started it Francis... come on pup don't start that with me... I don't have time for this! GO HOME!" I felt the command. I see the little 8 year old boy from last night run away crying, one of Ruby's cousins. When I turn the corner I see a boy about 20 and am hit with an overpowering smell something like fresh cut wood and autumn leaves. It is amazing. I see the guy turn towards me and duck behind the house I am standing by before he sees me. Nope! Not him! Not happening! I hear footsteps coming towards me and run. Into the woods I find a pine tree. Perfect! Pine trees are great hiding places. The branches hide you visually and the smell masks your scent. I climb up as quickly as I can and watch the guy approaching. He circles my tree looking around but eventually gives up and goes back towards the houses. "Mate!" My wolf happily purs. "Not him!" I respond. "Denial." She says. "Refusal." I counter and she growls at me. "You will NOT reject him!" She orders. "He is a bully!" "He is mate!" "He commanded that kid when he could have just talked to him! He is a bully with no patience!" "He is an Alpha!" She purrs with pride at his rank. I don't care! "I don't want him!" "The one you want isn't mate. He isn't yours. He isn't interested... I want mate!" "No." I block her out and climb down the tree.