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A Faithless Operating System

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Reads 478
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Parts 5
Time 26m

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WARNING: Swearing, Logos Fighting, and Violenciea

The story of the Wolf Windows. The pain. The suffering. The hatred that the Operating Systems share. Microsoft's weak spot... or soft spot, as I should say. Apple's anger issues and his big ego. Google Chrome's deep secret. And the Reality of Windows 11's Existence.

"Something isn't right in this world. Microsoft is.... soft... he's pathetic to say the least. He created those... 'Windows' because he was so lonely, no friends. Too shy to talk to anyone, so he created his friends instead. What a loser..."

"I haven't met Apple before, but well... he seems like a big jerk. He yelled at Microsoft many times. He snapped at Windows 95 and 98 when they were just hanging out together. He even punched poor Windows 1.0 in the face! Like damn, how rude can one person be? It annoys me to no end. Will he ever leave them alone? Or do I have to... do I have to break my promise to him?"

"Both Apple and Chrome confuse me. Apple yells at my Windows Friends, while Chrome tries to stay away from them. Do they hate me? Or... or just the Windows? The Windows didn't do anything to them, and neither did I! Why does Apple hate us so much, and why is Chrome afraid of us? I.... I- Did I do s-something wrong?"

This is clearly not what I think of Microsoft, Windows OSs, Apple, Chrome, and all the others. It's just a silly story about these logos, which I slapped limbs, faces, and wolf features on to. Windows 7.1 was made by my homie Yadier, I merely made the Wolf Version of him lol.

Characters in the Cover Art (it doesn't really fit lol):
Apple, Chrome, and Microsoft
Windows 7.1
All of the stars represent a Windows OS [TOP TO BOTTOM]
Left: Windows 1.0, Windows 2.0, Windows 3.0, Windows 3.1, Windows 95, Windows NT 4.0, Windows NT 5.0, Windows 98, Windows 2000, and Windows ME
Right: Windows Whistler, Windows XP, Windows Longhorn, Windows Vista, Windows 7, Windows 8, Windows 8.1, Windows 10, Windows 10X, and Windows 11All Rights Reserved

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