Joe Biden and The Secrets of BDSM (with Zucchini)
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  • Reads 309
  • Votes 8
  • Parts 10
  • Time 51m
glittered_thoughts
Complete, First published Sep 04, 2021
Mature
actionanimegirlbdsmbidenbrockencringefruitjoebidenjokelovememememestorypresidentromancethrillervegetableszucchini
Mr. Joe Biden discovers the joyful secrets of BDSM after meeting a mysterious zucchini in a vegetable garden. But the zucchini is actually an 18+ year old anime girl named after a sexy vegetable, the Zucchini. FBI keep away please I swear she's 18+ years old.

But little did Mr. Biden know that Zucchini and his love would bring along a set of danger. Follow along their journey of heartbreak and betrayal, trust and friendship, and love and sexy times, as they face the dangers ahead of them and find comfort in their love, in this ten part riveting story. By the end, you will be in tears. 💔💔💔💔

Written by me, kinda my GF. This was all her idea. Blame her. 👉👈🥺 Thanks.

I mean no hate towards any of the presidents mentioned!
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Who should I choose?

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You are a normal school girl who lives in Washington DC, You became Robert's best friend ever since you met until one day, Donald Trump comes back to DC and brings his son Barron with him, Barron meets You at a party and falls in love with you. Little did he know, His sworn enemy has a crush on you too! What will happen? Read to find out! 💕Barrón Trump x Reader x Hunter Biden💕 (Edit: this is old and the first few chapters are cringy bear with me😭) SMUT WILL NOT BE IN THIS BOOK BECAUSE BARRON AND HUNTER ARE BOTH MINORS! There will be kissing and fluff though! I am not a trump supporter or Biden supporter so don't attack me Thanks for reading this story!❤️

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