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Joe Biden and The Secrets of BDSM (with Zucchini)

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Reads 355
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Reads 355
Votes 8
Parts 10
Time 51m

glittered_thoughts

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Mr. Joe Biden discovers the joyful secrets of BDSM after meeting a mysterious zucchini in a vegetable garden. But the zucchini is actually an 18+ year old anime girl named after a sexy vegetable, the Zucchini. FBI keep away please I swear she's 18+ years old.

But little did Mr. Biden know that Zucchini and his love would bring along a set of danger. Follow along their journey of heartbreak and betrayal, trust and friendship, and love and sexy times, as they face the dangers ahead of them and find comfort in their love, in this ten part riveting story. By the end, you will be in tears. 💔💔💔💔

Written by me, kinda my GF. This was all her idea. Blame her. 👉👈🥺 Thanks.

I mean no hate towards any of the presidents mentioned!All Rights Reserved

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