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Can you milk a dolphin?//NCT chat

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Reads 515
Votes 12
Parts 3
Time 12m

sevenandallthat

chatfic chatroom chenji dokun henyang jaehyuck jaeyong johnil luwoo markxiao nct nohyuck nohyuckmin nomin ot23 renwin sungtaro universityau wayv yuten

dumBASS: Yuta hyung your a marine biologist right?
Sssnek: yea y?
dumBASS: is it possible to milk a dolphin?

(University AU)

(including but not limited to: cursing, boy x boy, a few rare ships, possibly disturbing memes, idiocy, dirty, dark and bad humour)All Rights Reserved

chatfic chatroom chenji dokun henyang jaehyuck jaeyong johnil luwoo markxiao nct nohyuck nohyuckmin nomin ot23 renwin sungtaro universityau wayv yuten

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