Can you milk a dolphin?//NCT chat
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dumBASS: Yuta hyung your a marine biologist right?
Sssnek: yea y?
dumBASS: is it possible to milk a dolphin?
(University AU)
(including but not limited to: cursing, boy x boy, a few rare ships, possibly disturbing memes, idiocy, dirty, dark and bad humour)
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