5 secnds of currots nd hobos

Queefie aka moist shart, turns 14 years old and realistically meets famous boy band members at Starbucks and dumpsters. She dates the asian one from 5SOS and travels the world without her parents noticing. She also doesn't like carrots, which might end her life. At least she doesn't randomly meet the boys at a concert like the other 10,566 girls named Payton, Lexii, or Abigail, and she doesn't always fall into their arms. . Follow Queefie and the asian one on this disturbingly descriptive story and remember...do something with your life other than reading rlly good "fiction" stories on a flop app. Oh and its a luv triangle like all other stories. #illuminati