John: Get Hemorrhoids
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MatureOngoing<5 mins
Last published Mon, Sep 6, 2021
A very sad JohnKat fic, where John and Karkat hook up, and then have UNEXPECTED CONSEQUENCES.
True love, jealousy, horny, be warned. This story is NOT for the faint of heart.
THIS IS A JOKE DON'T COME AT ME.
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