I Am Artemis Fowl ~ The Second

People always think I'm disturbed by being The Second. It's cretinous, really. Because when those words follow my name, it doesn't put me in second place; it's a symbol that I am the start of a dynasty. It is a symbol that I have come from a place of high standards, and that I will live up to standards even higher.

Understood? If this simple theory doesn't make sense, then don't read this. Some people can't catch up with me, and it's a shame if you're one of them, but alas, you shall have to deal with it yourself.

My name is Artemis Fowl. The Second.

[Actual A/N: Okay so like, I'd honesty advice y'all to skip the first two chapters. They're badly written (and thought of at like 3am), and I lack the guts to actually read through it again and edit it, so like.. yeah, you can just skip to the 'Q & A' chapter, and ask what you want or just read what others have ask. Also, feel free to give chapter-topic requests! Thanks!]