Quotes because Funny
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Yes. I always wanted to have a quote book, so here, have me sitting down and collecting them. It's a help to get to know me better in my chaotic life, but also help me not forgetting funny moments. I hope you enjoy!
(some of them might be in german, but most of them will be in english :D)
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