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Я- царь, ты нет
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Ongoing, First published Sep 07, 2021
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Я-Эх, говори Москва, разговаривай Рассея!

Эх, яблочко, ты мое спелое,
А вот барышня идет кожа белая,
Кожа белая, а шуба ценная,
Если дашь чего - будешь целая.
Эх, яблочко, да с голубикою,
Подходи пятый глазик выколю,
Глазик выколю - другой останется,
Чтоб видал говно кому кланяться
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