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The Quest to Punch Zeus in the Face
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Blue-Dauntless-Cake
Ongoing, First published Sep 07, 2021
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Disclaimer: Not my idea. Inspired by @I_am_the_faneby

You are an ancient greek man just coming back from war and you find your wife pregnant from Zeus... for the second time. You've had enough. You decide to go on a quest. The ultimate goal? To punch Zeus in the face. Finds out how it goes right here. 

This is a story where you are the hero. At the end of each chapter, there will be 2 choices. I will publish one chapter each month
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