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-LADY! YOU'RE NOT A MAN - ńam.gī [𝐻𝒾𝒶𝓉𝓊𝓈]

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"fuck ! It's so annoying! Its all messed up.. My body's a mess! My thighs! Waist! its all curvy and bulgy!" yoongi complained.

Turning around, he checked himself in the mirror.

 "even my hips are all round and big~" he whined before he looked at his best friend for an approval.

"No, they've always been like this" namjoon said absentmindedly.

-𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢𝘸𝘬𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘴𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦-


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⬇️ᴮᵒᵗᵗᵒᵐ⁻ʸᵒᵒⁿᵍⁱ
                                    ~

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❗-ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱᴛᴏʀʏ ɪꜱ ᴀ ᴘᴜʀᴇ ᴡᴏʀᴋ ᴏꜰ ꜰɪᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ᴀɴʏ ᴛʏᴘᴇ ᴏꜰ ꜱɪᴍɪʟᴀʀɪᴛʏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇᴀʟ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ꜱʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ᴄᴏɴꜱɪᴅᴇʀᴇᴅ ᴀꜱ ᴄᴏɪɴᴄɪᴅᴇɴᴄᴇ -❗

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