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Sara stops in her tracks. Childe nearly runs into her before he stops and takes a step back.


"Sara? You good?"


"Do you know what a beard is?"


The non-sequitur makes Childe cross his arms and furrow his brow. "You mean the hair on your chin?"


"No, you idiot." She shakes her head, turning around. "A beard. Like, two gay people getting into a relationship so people think they're straight."


"Oh."


(Or, Childe and Sara pretend to date each other. Unfortunately, Sara doesn't know how to not simp for Baal, and Childe doesn't know why talking about it with Zhongli is so hard.)All Rights Reserved

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Chapter 1: sanjuro
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