"This is the story of how i became a father." "And kidnapped a baby." "You know, it's not exactly kidnapping if I'm giving her a better life. That woman had seven other children! She couldn't have possibly taken care of her AND keep a job AND-" "Oh just get on with the story already!" --- copyright @ moe evans [verbivore] two-thousand & fourteen || all rights reserved //originally called 'if you must know'//