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The Finkle and the Spoon

the-oldman-stealer

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Reads 78
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Parts 3
Time 7m

the-oldman-stealer

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A tragic love story. She's a spoon betrothed to a Knife, he's a 200-year-old Finkle who has been diagnosed with mole-rat-insanity. Nightmare Before Christmas fic. Honestly it's just f*ing  weird. There is swearing like every sentence. 
If you read this, I am sorry. I am not responsible for any insanity that may occur while reading. 
Okay, have fun (devil emoji)All Rights Reserved

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|| 𝙷𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚢 || ~*Wilbur Soot x Reader*~ by Madly1108

‼️i no longer support the mcyt community or what the members have been accused of, however this story will remain up simply because it shows my progress with writing‼️ ↳𝙷𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚢↰︎ ˃︎𝚏𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚛 𝚖𝚎͏a𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚍𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌 𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚜˂︎ ❞do you have to go?❝︎ ❞︎we've been over this before, i have to leave.❝︎ ❞why now?❝︎ ͏i͏n ͏w͏h͏i͏c͏h ͏t͏o͏m͏m͏y'͏s ͏s͏i͏s͏t͏e͏r ͏͏g͏o͏e͏s ͏o͏n ͏a ͏w͏i͏l͏d ͏r͏i͏d͏e ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Date Started: May 14, 2020 Status: completed 🎉🎉 Date Finished: December 21, 2022 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ the nicknames used in this come directly from my mind i am not saying any of these are they're actual names or anything of the sort this is a work of fiction and should be viewed as such ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNINGS ~ language ~ slight angst ~ lots of fluff ~ if any of the creators who's personas i used as a reference for the characters in this are uncomfortable with anything written please notify me and i will edit or remove it completely ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ BEST ACCOMPLISHMENTS #6 in clay out of 1,000+ 2.1k+ views

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Site [REDACTED] (DISCONTINUED) by pixelgreys

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𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢? [✔] {Jeff the Killer x Gender Neutral Reader} by Lesbesbean

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"Murderous Tendencies" My OC X Creepypasta cover

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|| 𝙷𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚢 || ~Wilbur Soot x Reader~

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