The Finkle and the Spoon
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  • Reads 78
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  • Parts 3
  • Time 7m
the-oldman-stealer
Ongoing, First published Sep 11, 2021
Mature
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A tragic love story. She's a spoon betrothed to a Knife, he's a 200-year-old Finkle who has been diagnosed with mole-rat-insanity. Nightmare Before Christmas fic. Honestly it's just f*ing  weird. There is swearing like every sentence. 
If you read this, I am sorry. I am not responsible for any insanity that may occur while reading. 
Okay, have fun (devil emoji)
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