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cartman x reader

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Reads 37,318
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Parts 10
Time 2h 38m

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Are you a bitch? Are you in love with Eric Cartman? Do you enjoy reading fanfcition so you can pretend someone loves you? 

If one or all of these things sound like you, then you might be interested in therapy, but therapy is expensive so read this if you're poor.All Rights Reserved

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K2: Kenny x Kyle: That One Fateful Night by Oliverthedork

Kyle was tired. Tired of his mom always forcing him to study and be smart. Tired of his dad forcing him to try sports even though Kyle is bad at them. Tired of Cartman being annoying. Tired of having to deal with all the homophobic comments thrown at him after he came out. Tired of being bullied for no reason what so ever other than the fact he was gay. But most importantly, he was tired of having one sided feelings of his Sbf. Stan. Every Time him and Wendy got in a fight or they broke up Stan always went to Kyle drunk. When Stan is drunk he always admits his feelings for Kyle by kissing him and making 'love' to him. Then the next day Stan pretended as if it didn't happen. That killed Kyle on the inside. Stan was the only one he felt like he could rely on in this world, but now he couldn't even do that. Kyle and Kenny were friends sure, but they weren't to close. Kenny noticed Kyles mental health declining over the last few months and honestly it frightened Kenny. but what happens when Kenny is out on patrol as Mysterion and he sees a familiar Figure smoking a Cigarette? (-) Disclaimers: None of the characters are mine All characters aged up, Kyle and them are all 16+ and in their senior year of high school Smut will be included in this story

Kyle X reader X Kenny- CLOSED by The_Kawaii_lover77

I've read to many, so I'll make one The pic is also made by me

𝐁𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐑𝐘 ; 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘩 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘬 by serenityluvscarla

ᯓ ᡣ𐭩 ⌗ !! ꒰ 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤꒱ ┈➤ 𝐲/𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐫 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐫, 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐚 𝐧𝐞𝐰, 𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤, 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐨. 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐛𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲. . . . 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐡. 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐧, 𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐥 𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐬 𝐚 𝐛𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐫..

South Park Preferences and Imagines by ParkingSouth

"Friendly faces everywhere, humble folk without temptation." BOYFRIEND SCENARIOS ***If you are easily offended/triggered, this may not be the book for you

Not Such a Bad Guy: Eric Cartman x Reader by sarcastic_penguin_77

This was requested by MintFlavouredKitkat. I have to throw in a warning that this story does hit some very sensitive topics, and if you don't deal with that kind of stuff very well, then please do NOT read this. I know dealing with depression is a hard thing, and it's not something to be taken lightly. If this story in anyway offends you, I apologize. I hope you enjoy this story and thank you for reading. Love ya!

Forever {Kyle Broflovski x Reader} by southparkfan669

Ambitious. Nerdy. Respectful. Kyle Broflovski is the top student in school. He studies hard and is the captain of the school's basketball team. He's smart, athletic, and handsome. A combination that would make any girl interested. But every time a girl shows him any interest (or he shows interest in a girl), Cartman takes things into his own hands to ruin Kyle's relationships. So when he develops new feelings for a girl he has known all his life, he keeps his feelings for her hidden from his friends. Not just because of Cartman's schemes, but also because she is considered off-limits and could destroy his friendship with his best friend. Then there is the fact that her best friend is in love with her, too. She is everything he wants in a girl. It's a bonus that she is absolutely stunning. How could he not fall for her? ∘₊✧───────────────✧₊∘ Beautiful. Kind. Flirty. Y/n Marsh is a girl any boy would dream to be with. The one catch, she's got two overprotective brothers-her best friend is practically a second brother to her-that scare off anyone dumb enough to approach her. That doesn't really matter since she doesn't care about dating while still in school. All she wants is to finish high school with decent grades and make fun memories with her best friend. Plans change when she asks her brother's best friend for help in their English class. As they grow closer, her admiration for the boy turns into real genuine feelings. How will her brother react to this news? And why is her best friend suddenly acting strange? TWs: Swearing, attempted SA, sexual content, ect. [Recommend Age: 16+] [Word Count: 66,236] Previously Titled: Everything Has Changed

Danny Dickens X Mysterious Reader (Aod) by crimson_simp11

I haven't seen many stories for this man so now I'm writing one 😌😌 Soo basically you're a little PSYCHOPATH but Danny here is still trying to figure you out. He is your counselor and you're not big with talking. Until you're brought to a weird building... April 12, 2021 - May 19, 2021

Just a Feeling by teambroflovski

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You can learn to love• Kyman love story•(completed) by Stripes_Master

Cartman? A big brother? Not in a million years! Until a baby girl shows up on his doorstep one night and Surprise! She's Jewish! Cartman vows to never love that little shit, but Kyle is determined to prove him otherwise. Kyman fanfic Cover art is MINE

Action at every Turn (Kenny x Reader) by TpIsBestGirl

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Forever {Kyle Broflovski x Reader} cover

Danny Dickens X Mysterious Reader (Aod) cover

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K2: Kenny x Kyle: That One Fateful Night

Kyle was tired. Tired of his mom always forcing him to study and be smart. Tired of his dad forcing him to try sports even though Kyle is bad at them. Tired of Cartman being annoying. Tired of having to deal with all the homophobic comments thrown at him after he came out. Tired of being bullied for no reason what so ever other than the fact he was gay. But most importantly, he was tired of having one sided feelings of his Sbf. Stan. Every Time him and Wendy got in a fight or they broke up Stan always went to Kyle drunk. When Stan is drunk he always admits his feelings for Kyle by kissing him and making 'love' to him. Then the next day Stan pretended as if it didn't happen. That killed Kyle on the inside. Stan was the only one he felt like he could rely on in this world, but now he couldn't even do that. Kyle and Kenny were friends sure, but they weren't to close. Kenny noticed Kyles mental health declining over the last few months and honestly it frightened Kenny. but what happens when Kenny is out on patrol as Mysterion and he sees a familiar Figure smoking a Cigarette? (-) Disclaimers: None of the characters are mine All characters aged up, Kyle and them are all 16+ and in their senior year of high school Smut will be included in this story