His Inconvenience
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  • Reads 23,763
  • Votes 1,085
  • Parts 26
  • Time 2h 11m
Complete, First published Sep 11, 2021
Mature
How the hell did I even get here?!

I'm not supposed to be here!

How did I get into a fan fiction?!




This does not follow any of the movies!!!!

I DO NOT OWN any of the marvel characters, only those of my own creation. I DO OWN the plot and development of the story and will report anyone that tries to copy and/or steal my work as I put many months into this. 

Mature shit!
Smut and violence

Hope you enjoy

~Milo💜


#1 in helmutzemo on Nov. 1, 2021
#1 in zemo on Nov. 16, 2021
#1 in baronzemo on Apr. 11, 2022
#1 in helmut on Apr. 11, 2022

10k reads Apr. 11, 2022


||COMPLETED DEC. 7, 2021||

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