Signed, Mr Psychopath

Note: THIS IS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER!! Things in this may be twisted and messed up but what do you expect? He's a psychopath! Just warning, don't continue if you cant stand the thought of a puppy being murdered.

Dear Diary,
Today I decided to create you so that I could reveal all my thoughts, dreams and wishes that others may consider 'abnormal' or 'psychotic'. I'm trying to fit in, to be like them ("the normal teenagers") but its hard when the only world you've known revolves around real mayhem and abnormalities. Nobody gets it so I'll explain and if you still don't get it then suck a lemon. Lemons are my favourite, something sour which makes me smile. Lemon drizzle cake is yummy just like Claire is... Mmmm haha... My bed is calling me so I have to go now but I'll be back soon.
Signed
Mr Psychopath (Mr Psy)