ONE HELL OF A JOB LISTING [DSMP MAFIA AU] - Jinx <3 - Wattpad

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ONE HELL OF A JOB LISTING [DSMP MAFIA AU]

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dream dreamsmp dsmp georgenot georgenotfound karljacobs mafiaau philza quackity ranboo sapnap technoblade tommyinnit tubbo wilbur

"Heard you needed another...worker." To say the least, the kid was nervous. He wasn't scared, even though most would've been. He kept direct eye contact with the person in front of him.

"We'll see if you have what it takes, Ranboo." That might've just sealed his fate, for the rest of his working days.
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This will contain a lot of cussing (hence why the mature label is on), considering Tommy is in this story but other than that, I will keep gore descriptions to a minimum unless I get confirmation from readers that it is okay to describe morbid things, which even so, I will most likely not do unless it is necessary.

And there will be no NSFW, especially with the minors. I get that they make dirty jokes but I'd rather not break their boundaries.All Rights Reserved

dream dreamsmp dsmp georgenot georgenotfound karljacobs mafiaau philza quackity ranboo sapnap technoblade tommyinnit tubbo wilbur

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Literally what the title says. I am sorry to say that this oneshot book is discontinued. I don't know if I'll add more parts in the future, but I am thinking of writing other things and have a lot of drafts and ideas. Y'all are welcome to reread if you like, and, like I said, I MIGHT update sometime in the future but I'm not sure yet. Thanks for understanding! Includes: ~ 𝔻𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕞 ~ 𝟝 ~ 𝕊𝕒𝕡𝕟𝕒𝕡 ~ 𝟜 ~ 𝔾𝕖𝕠𝕣𝕘𝕖 ~ 𝟙 ~ 𝕂𝕒𝕣𝕝 ~ 𝟙 ~ ℚ𝕦𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕚𝕥𝕪 ~ 𝟛 ~ ℝ𝕒𝕟𝕓𝕠𝕠 ~ 𝟜 ~ 𝕋𝕦𝕓𝕓𝕠 ~ 𝟚 ~ 𝕋𝕠𝕞𝕞𝕪 ~𝟙 ~ 𝕋𝕖𝕔𝕙𝕟𝕠 ~ 𝟚 ~ 𝕊𝕔𝕙𝕝𝕒𝕥𝕥 ~ 𝟙 ~ 𝕎𝕚𝕝𝕓𝕦𝕣 ~ 𝟛 ~ ℙ𝕦𝕟𝕫 ~ 𝟙 ~ 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜 ~ 𝟙 ~ 𝔹𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕙 𝕋𝕣𝕚𝕠 ~ 𝟙 Y/N - your name N/N - nickname F/N - friend's name 〖 The parts are organized by name - the same order as the names listed above. 〗〖 TW / CW / Mature themes, as in: Swearing in most parts, gore, spicy scenes but no smut. I don't do that shit. 〗〖 Feel free to let me know of any grammar mistakes or anything that might not make sense. Don't worry, I've got thick skin! 〗〖 If anyone listed above is uncomfortable with fanfictions, please let me know and I will take them off the list. I do not wish to make anyone uncomfortable, so enlightening me on that will be greatly appreciated. 〗 Art made by yours truly.

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