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Convo with mama around 11PM.. (Translated in Tagalog)
Me: Ma, aalis ako mamaya. Maglalaro.
Mama: Saan?
Me: Sa Jacinto or Bolton.
Mama: Gisingin mo ako para ma lock ko ang pinto. Wala na tayong gasul. Wala kasing magddeliver. Bumili ka nlng ng tinapay pag-uwi mo. May tomato sauce sa ref ipalaman mo. Mamalengke pa kami.
Me: Ha? Tomato sauce.
Mama: Oo.
Jusko! Tomato sauce daw ang palaman sa bread...
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