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Convo with mama around 11PM.. (Translated in Tagalog)

Me: Ma, aalis ako mamaya. Maglalaro.

Mama: Saan?

Me: Sa Jacinto or Bolton.

Mama: Gisingin mo ako para ma lock ko ang pinto. Wala na tayong gasul. Wala kasing magddeliver. Bumili ka nlng ng tinapay pag-uwi mo. May tomato sauce sa ref ipalaman mo. Mamalengke pa kami.

Me: Ha? Tomato sauce.

Mama: Oo.

Jusko! Tomato sauce daw ang palaman sa bread...Tutti i diritti riservati

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Funny Conversation 1
lun, dic 15, 2014

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