A/N: Ok lets get one thing straight i am not and NEVER Will be a BRONY Ok? This is just a test run to see if you guys will like it or not...also Mild swearing and NO Lemons.... friendship perhaps...them having a crush on you?.... maybe You woke up in a forest in the middle of nowhere with no memory of how or why you got there. But all you do remember is your past life sucked as hell your family hates you your friends are not your friends and you hated your job and you girlfriend was a massive Bitch as well .. basically you hate everything and your kind of a douchebag jerk