Smack My Ass Like A Drum
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Last published Fri, Mar 27, 2026
Jenna is a shy, blonde, blue eyed beauty. She loves to read, and hates going out to parties.
She gets straight A's in school, and every teacher loves her.
She's constantly bullied by the other girls in her grade, who are jealous of her perfect hourglass body and amazing grades.
What will happen once she meets Blankno, the school's bad boy?
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