Harry Potter and Merlin's Beard! I Have Kids?! - K Jones - Wattpad

Story cover for Harry Potter and Merlin's Beard! I Have Kids?! by aphrodite_kiss

Harry Potter and Merlin's Beard! I Have Kids?!

Odsłon 1,898
Głosy 47
Części 13
Czas 3h 34m

Odsłon 1,898
Głosy 47
Części 13
Czas 3h 34m

Dla dorosłych

Be it the Cursed Child or the Cursed Play, every Potterhead has heard of it. But what about when Harry himself does. 

Travelling a playscript back in time 23 years, Albus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy inform their parents of their perilous attempt to save Cedric Diggory. 

~~~

I'M SORRY IT'S LONG PLEASE READ IT ALL 

~~~ 

I have aimed to keep the majority of the script intact adding only my own changes to fit with my narrative (eg. The original play doesn't have much mention on characters that are important such as the Weasleys so I added background commentary on that to create an amusing or sometimes sad tone amongst the 1995 audience)

Also this is set in the summer between 4th and 5th year - for Sirius Black related reasons - so that's why Luna doesn't feature or why Harry's only just losing the "Ginny is only Ron's sister" perspective. 

That being said, imagine it as a pocket of time outside the series - I can't be bothered explaining what happened after Draco and the golden trio spent that time together so it's not relevant as far as I'm concerned 😅

~~~

The original play is the work of J K Rowling, Jack Thorne and John Tiffany. Whilst it's clear that behind-the-scenes chaos has ensued with the work of JKR, through her own "politically different"  ideas (that I don't agree with) or things that have come out with the FBAWTFT cast, it's not worth denying that Harry Potter has shaped a generation and that it's something that can be positive as well as negative.

~~~

No OCs in this book.Wszelkie Prawa Zastrzeżone

Spis treści

13 części

Zarejestruj się, aby dodać Harry Potter and Merlin's Beard! I Have Kids?! do swojej biblioteki i otrzymywać aktualizacje

lub

Wytyczne Treści

To może też polubisz

A New Snake autorstwa Ivy-Marie

Harry Potter starts off his Fourth Year going to the Quidditch World Cup with the Weasleys, a happy reprieve from the torture that is the Dursleys. He could tell that it was going to be a good year. Everything would finally go right. He wouldn't have to deal with scheming wizards or plots on his life. He could enjoy school. But the Quidditch World Cup wasn't the only significant affair of the year and the events that are written out in this narration would change the life of Harry Potter, for good. I post a chapter every Friday. Disclaimer: The Harry Potter Franchise belongs the one and only JK Rowling and her associates. I do not own any similar themes, characters, or events. MATURE RATING FOR POSSIBLE CURRENT AND/OR FUTURE MATURE (OR TRIGGERING) THEMES.

In Harmony : A Second Chance autorstwa BOREDPINKBLUE

After sacrificing himself to Voldemort for all the people fighting in the war. Harry potter, the master of the deathly hallows, greets death as an old friend. But what happens when fate realises how cruel life had been to him? And decides to give him another chance. A second chance. This is a fanfiction! The major shipping are Harry x Hermione, Draco x Ginny, and Neville x Luna. IF YOU CAN RESPECT THE SHIPS, THEN PLEASE PROCEED, BUT I REALLY DO NOT WANT TO SEE ANY HATE COMMENTS LATER ON. THE STORY MIGHT FOLLOW CANNON A LITTLE BUT WILL BE PACED AND WRITTEN QUITE DIFFERENTLY. ************************************** Harry Potter was left at the doorstep of his aunt and uncle by Dumbledore after a tragic incident. But how is his life going to proceed from there? With a sweet and caring aunt, an uncle who is just cruel and a bully, and an ignorant cousin, how would he react to the revelation about the magical world? How will he find his way, with dangers lurking around, and people with their own selfish motives around him, how will he find true friends and safely navigate his life at Hogwarts? What if we add an aspect of romance into the mix? With dangers, love, drama, hidden truths, jealousy, and a psychotic nutter who is after the boy to kill him, how will harry potter survive? (remember as this is fanfiction, many things like birthdays, age and character personalities are altered to fit my imagination, so keep an open mind when reading, thank you! the story is very different from Cannon while following the same events/ storyline. HAVE A NICE READ!

The Next Generation autorstwa potterhead1414

This is my own version of the next generation's first year at Hogwarts. I wrote the majority of this story long before The Cursed Child came out, so it does not follow a similar plot line. Albus, Rose, and Scorpius struggle to be friends as they are sorted into different houses. Draco and Harry meet again, and this time, things are different. Scorpius explains how his mother died. Pansy Parkinson's son always seems to get in the way. Lucius Malfoy has never been more evil. I've worked extremely hard on this story, so I hope you read it. Enjoy! Disclaimer: All of the known characters and the magical universe belong to J.K. Rowling. The plot and original characters are my own :)

Anything for you George Weasley X Reader autorstwa rubyweasleysimp

Y/N l/n is about to start her fourth year at Hogwarts when she meets George and Fred Weasley. She's a Gryffindor like the twins, but their friendship started with a lie about her house. Y/n soon find's out that she is Sirius Black's daughter. TW: This story contains: --------------- ~Depression ~Strong language ~Anxiety ~Suicidal thoughts ~Smut (sexual scenes. This is a slowburn) ~Other smiliar stuff BIGGER ‼️TW‼️ I WROTE THIS THREE YEARS AGO AND HAVE GROWN UP NOW SO IT WILL BE WHAT IT IS. If you don't feel comfortable with these themes, don't read the story :) •••••••••••••••••••••• Y/n is in her fourth year while the twins is in their fifth and Harry and his friends are in their third. •••••••••••••••••••••• Story takes place in POA-DHp2 This is a SLOWBURN and it's a LONG story. •••••••••••••••••••••• All the characters and the main plotline belongs to J.k Rowling. (Y/n, Regina, Zoe and Clary is made up by me)

I'm his | Draco Malfoy autorstwa moonychild_

Everybody is shocked when Olivia arrives at Hogwarts during the 5th year. No one seems to know anything about her, except Dumbledore. And many want to know... Names and characters (except the main character) are taken from JK Rowling's work. I don't own any of them. Nevertheless, the story is my invention. I don't agree with Rowling's homotransphobic views. DISCLAIMER: In this story: Narcissa and Bella are step-sisters and are not blood-related. The only challenges Harry had to face were stealing the Philosopher's Stone from Lord Voldemort and sending his ghost away in the Chamber of Secret. The Three Wizards Tournament didn't involve Barty Crouch Junior at all and everything went well, in fact Cedric didn't die in the last challenge. Sirius was at Azkaban until Harry went to Elementary school, then he was freed by Dumbledore and was sent home; he needed to prove to the Ministry of Magic he was capable of taking care of himself and only after six years he found out about his Godson. Harry has been living at Grimmauld Place with Sirius ever since he went to Hogwarts. Lord Voldemort hasn't risen completely yet. Luna, Ginny and Astoria are all in the same year. Remus works at the Ministry of Magic and comes to visit Sirius once in a while. Olivia, the main character, grew up half with Bellatrix and half with Sirius, but only in the present time he could win the battle with Bellatrix and send Olivia to Hogwarts. I hope I didn't forget anything. FF! AU! Smut scenes-Strong language TW: SA, VIOLENCE, BLOOD, DEATH, SEX

My Slytherin Prince autorstwa ChelseaFlynn8

*** I HAVE REWRITTEN THIS STORY BECAUSE I DIDN'T FEEL COMFIDENT WITH HOW THE LAST ONE TURNED OUT *** Iris Lily Potter was the younger twin sister of Harry Potter and every since the night their parents died, the both of them ended up in their Aunt and Uncle's custody and from that moment on, the both of them would grow up to do most of the work and be treated as if they were freaks, that was until one day when they meet Hagrid they find out the truth about everything their Aunt and Uncle kept from them and when they finally make it to Hogwarts, that's when everything changed the second they stepped onto school grounds, especially when Iris meets a boy named Draco Malfoy and ever since the first day they met, the both of them have grown to be close friends until it later became something more as he had grown to be protective towards her in his own way, especially when a certain Dark Wizard decided to come back to finish what he started. DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT own Harry Potter or any of the Character(s) that are in or mentioned in the story or any of their Dialog(s), Except for the Character(s) and Dialog(s) that I have made up myself for this story. All Rights involving Harry Potter or anything involving it, goes to none other than J.K Rowling herself for the amazing work she has done in the Books/Movies.

Only for a moment •-• HP FANFIC autorstwa AtlasKozume

WEEKLY UPDATES Every Saturday at 8:30 Am EDT One week break between years ↢----------Year 1------------↣ "Do you not care?!" "No, why would I?" "aren't you at least Angry?!" "No." ↢----------Year 2------------↣ "Ya Know, I'm kinda Jealous of the moon." "Why?" "It gets to be alone with no one to bother it" "Yea but isn't that Lonely." "I don't think so." ↢----------Year 3------------↣ "Bloody Hell Atlas! You just let that happen?!" "Was I supposed to fight back?" "For a bloody third year you're not the brightest are you?" "Well, I didn't get into Ravenclaw for a reason, now you know it." "Bloody hell.." ↢----------Year 4------------↣ "Stupid Little Mudblood! Can't do anything without that weasel now can you?!" "Weasel? Do you mean Ron? Also I'm a halfblood." "Of course, that's who I mean Mudblood!" "I can do a lot of things without Him. I didn't know him till I was 11." "Yeah, but didn't you have your sister before? Well until she died Of course." "..." "That's why you carry that Bloody lizard around with you isn't it?" "...Shut up Malfoy." ↢-----------Year 5-----------↣ "What happened in Detention?" "Nothing." "I'm not stupid. I know what she did to Harry. Did she do the same to you?!" "..." "Bloody hell Atlas!" "Why are you so angry?" "Cause she hurt You!" "..." "..Did it hurt?" "..Yea" ↢-----------Year 6-----------↣ "I'm in love" "In love?" "Not new information, Arthur" "Ron?" "Ron." ↢-----------Year 7-----------↣ "Atlas..!" "..." "No!" ↢-----------Year 8-----------↣ ↢----------------------↣

Hated Legacy ~ Cursed Child autorstwa ZoeSaunders0

Theodosia Nott, Scorpius Malfoy and Albus Potter. An unlikely trio. The 'daughter of Death Eaters', The 'son of Voldemort' and The 'son of a great hero'. ~*~ "Save Cedric Diggory." An impossible task. But one that the trio of unlikely friends are determined to succeed. Or at least one is determined while the other two work together to make sure he doesn't get himself killed. Trying not to get themselves killed in the process. ~*~ Based on the play script Harry Potter and the Cursed Child. ~*~ I DO NOT OWN Harry Potter and the Cursed Child. I DO NOT OWN any pictures/videos used. I ONLY OWN the characters and dialogue not found within the Harry Potter and the Cursed Child play script

A Typical Time Turner Mishap autorstwa Lonely_Lil_Simp

The classic story. James Sirius Potter is being a prick and accidentally sends himself, his friends, his cousins, and his siblings to the year 1995. How will the people of the past react to seeing the future generation? How will the future generation ever get home? In this, secrets will be revealed, families and friends reunited, and hopefully, the future will be better. James Sirius Potter x Fem!OC Malfoy ‼️TW: This story contains mentions of abuse so beware!‼️ *This story will contain swearing and maybe some inappropriate comments/jokes/situations so if you aren't comfortable with that, don't read this.* *I do not own Harry Potter at all. I only own my original character and her plot/backstory.*

To może też polubisz

Slide 1 of 9

A New Snake cover

In Harmony : A Second Chance cover

The Next Generation cover

Anything for you George Weasley X Reader cover

I'm his | Draco Malfoy cover

My Slytherin Prince cover

Only for a moment •-• HP FANFIC cover

Hated Legacy ~ Cursed Child cover

A Typical Time Turner Mishap cover

A New Snake

Harry Potter starts off his Fourth Year going to the Quidditch World Cup with the Weasleys, a happy reprieve from the torture that is the Dursleys. He could tell that it was going to be a good year. Everything would finally go right. He wouldn't have to deal with scheming wizards or plots on his life. He could enjoy school. But the Quidditch World Cup wasn't the only significant affair of the year and the events that are written out in this narration would change the life of Harry Potter, for good. I post a chapter every Friday. Disclaimer: The Harry Potter Franchise belongs the one and only JK Rowling and her associates. I do not own any similar themes, characters, or events. MATURE RATING FOR POSSIBLE CURRENT AND/OR FUTURE MATURE (OR TRIGGERING) THEMES.

Więcej szczegółów