Harry Potter and Merlin's Beard! I Have Kids?!
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  • Reads 1,668
  • Votes 32
  • Parts 13
  • Time 3h 34m
Ongoing, First published Sep 13, 2021
Mature
Be it the Cursed Child or the Cursed Play, every Potterhead has heard of it. But what about when Harry himself does. 

Travelling a playscript back in time 23 years, Albus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy inform their parents of their perilous attempt to save Cedric Diggory. 

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I'M SORRY IT'S LONG PLEASE READ IT ALL 

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I have aimed to keep the majority of the script intact adding only my own changes to fit with my narrative (eg. The original play doesn't have much mention on characters that are important such as the Weasleys so I added background commentary on that to create an amusing or sometimes sad tone amongst the 1995 audience)

Also this is set in the summer between 4th and 5th year - for Sirius Black related reasons - so that's why Luna doesn't feature or why Harry's only just losing the "Ginny is only Ron's sister" perspective. 

That being said, imagine it as a pocket of time outside the series - I can't be bothered explaining what happened after Draco and the golden trio spent that time together so it's not relevant as far as I'm concerned 😅

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The original play is the work of J K Rowling, Jack Thorne and John Tiffany. Whilst it's clear that behind-the-scenes chaos has ensued with the work of JKR, through her own "politically different"  ideas (that I don't agree with) or things that have come out with the FBAWTFT cast, it's not worth denying that Harry Potter has shaped a generation and that it's something that can be positive as well as negative.

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