Ylvis Saves The World
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After a chance encounter with a desperate stranger, the brothers find themselves stranded and injured in the middle of Canada's December wilderness and stumble upon an international conspiracy. Using their particular skill set (acting, singing, flying planes, riding around in the back of trucks, firing weapons, keeping a straight face), they decide to save the world. As one does. PG-13 for Strong Language
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