If you give a wolf a waffle.
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Ongoing, First published Dec 16, 2014
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If you give a wolf a waffle 
He'll probley want some maple syrup 
When you get the maple syrup out of the fridge he'll see the milk
And he will probley want some milk so he asks for some milk 
The milk will remind him of chocolate chip cookies  
So he'll ask for some chocolate chip cookies 
The chocolate melted in his paws so he asked for a napkin 
The napkin has a Christmas tree on it and it reminds him of Christmas 
So he'll ask to buy a Christmas tree 
So he went to buy a Christmas tree 
Then they didn't have any ortaments 
So they went to make some 
So he bought 80 different coloured sheets of paper
They made  60 different types 
The ortaments reminded him of the Christmas tree 
The Christmas tree reminded him of the napkin 
The napkin reminded him of the melted chocolate 
The melted chocolate reminded him of the cookie 
The cookie reminded him of the milk 
The milk reminded him of the maple syrup 



And chances are  


He'll want a waffle to go with it
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Wings of the Grand Line | One Piece x Male Reader

88 parts Ongoing

"Could these people bring justice to my home?" After barely escaping his homeland, (Y/N) wandered the Grand Line, searching for those who could help him right the wrongs he had witnessed. Every step of his journey exposed him to more corruption, injustice, and evil, but it also showed him how wonderful the world could be. One fateful day, he crossed paths with a peculiar crew of pirates who called themselves the "Straw Hats." They were unlike any pirates he had ever encountered. __________________________________________________________________________________ The main love interest is Hiyori. There is no harem in this story. I don't own the characters or the story of One Piece. All rights belong to the owners.

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