Bizarre Love Triangle (JENLISA)

One day, two women meet on the subway. The recently dumped Jennie is recovering from a broken heart, and Lisa is grappling with the open-ish relationship she has with her long-distance boyfriend. They decide that they're going to become friends. The kind of friends who also have totally casual, no-strings-attached, nobody's-catching-feelings sex. What could go wrong?

As Rosie puts it: "Lisa. This is the dumbest thing you've ever done. And I'm including the time that you set fire to your own hair and nearly burned the house down trying to do some spell you found on MySpace to make Troy Bolton materialize in real life and marry you."

Or: Jennie and Lisa go around New York City eating food and banging each other until their feelings eat away at them, and Rosé tries not to have an aneurysm about it.

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Credits to the amazing author: Powergrapes