𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐜 𝐢𝐧 𝐌𝐞

Our story begins with Zak at home waking up and getting ready for his first day at the new school (Fun Always Given Academy) (FAG Acadmey) and he wakes up depressed because a week ago he and Mr Conductor (his partner of 2 years) had broken up. He'd caught Mr. Conductor cheating on him with Gordon Ramsay OF ALL PEOPLE🤬🤬🤬🤬. Full of emotion and rage, being a virgin still and his now ex no longer being one (he'd chosen to lose his virginity to an angry blonde Brit) he goes to school at FAG Academy. There he is bullied for having a Justin Bieber type hair cut, and girly face. But since he comes off as looking like a butch lesbian, some of the more fruitier men of the school become drawn to him. Like Herbert, Shaggy and Cheese. Even some of his professors like Hagrid and Emperor Palpitine are infatuated by him. Despite becoming seemingly popular with the boys overnight, he had his eyes set on one boy in particular. Boy? More like... brown crunchy looking alien. ET was the creatures name, and he was the class president. But he had a secret life. He was a secret tranny at home. He'd wear makeup and heels on his weird alien feet, and even short pink cocktail dresses to match. Zak was drawn to him like a fly to honey. He was going to get him. He'd lose his virginity to him. But just when things were becoming good for him, a new transfer student is introduced to the class. A Mr. Conductor. 😱what will Zak do? Will he run back to his ex lover, who now has a gangster style to him? Or will he pursue the more feminine style alien in his path? Find out by reading our cursed fanfic!

By Caroline & Kurt