but did u die tho? - jax - Wattpad

but did u die tho?

Reads 31
Votes 9
Parts 9
Time 1h 17m

Reads 31
Votes 9
Parts 9
Time 1h 17m

Mature

angel angelofdeath cat comedy curse dead death die fantasy godsandgoddesses greekmythology hell mature paranormal romance romcom target underworld witch

"Fine. I'll go with you." I agree reluctantly, trying my damndest to swallow the lump of anxiety that just formed in my throat. "Under one condition though. You make Pod immortal too."

            "What the fuck is a Pod?"

            "My cat."

            "And you named him Pod? Out of every name in the world, you chose Pod?'

            "Technically, no. Her full name is Pussy of Death, but Pod is a bit easier to call out in a pinch." I say with a casual shrug of my shoulders.

            "Are you fucking serious?" He deadpans.

            "Very." 

            "No." 


________________________

just when you think you know what is going to happen next, life fucks you in ass with a toilet scrubber and then laughs at you when you cry. moral of the story, release your expectations; i'll defy them every time.All Rights Reserved

angel angelofdeath cat comedy curse dead death die fantasy godsandgoddesses greekmythology hell mature paranormal romance romcom target underworld witch

Table of contents

9 parts

Sign up to add but did u die tho? to your library and receive updates

or

Content Guidelines

You may also like

What did I do? ( reverse harem) 18+ by ceciliablackwrites

First draft so it's very very rough!!!! Completed My name is Lana Walker. My life had been a fairytale. Until tragedy struck. A car crash that obliterates my entire life including my three mates. I survived but at what cost? Five months later I'm still in pieces. Everyone knows losing your mates is the fastest way to madness. Except on a good ole Monday, I see my mates. From the way everyone around me is behaving, they never died. Neither do they remember me. They despise me. My life has taken a bizarre turn with an unstable power within me, a secret force behind strange attacks and three mates who are on my case. For unknown reasons.. I may have broken into their apartment and attracted their attention. Some very negative attention. "Lana", he coos softly, and I hum in response ", I'm not fucking anyone, pretty girl" My cheeks burn at the familiar nickname, and I swallow my suddenly dry throat until he adds, "Yet," I almost pull a muscle in my neck turning to look at him. When he glances back at me and sees the obvious disgust on my face, he closes his eyes, rubbing his lips together in amusement. There is a rare show of softness for me when he looks at me his fingers stroke my chin to cheer me up. "I'm going to fuck you, aren't I?" my breathing picks up, and I try to see the deception but find none. Just his arrogance and lust. For me. "we'll see" I swallow and stroke a hand down my straightened hair. Jackson cocks his head to the side, the challenge accepted. The hunt is on. "oh, I am fucking you. Six Ways to Sunday" Book one of the "what we did do series" Dark romance/ reverse harem. Mature themes 🔞

✔️𝑈𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑙 𝐷𝑒𝑎𝑡ℎ 𝐷𝑜 𝑈𝑠 𝐴𝑝𝑎𝑟𝑡.18+ by KIXKX_WRITES

"You're so wet,Kitten." He whispered in my ear. Making me shiver. His finger slowly,circulating on my clit. "You want to feel my big fingers in your pussy,yes?" I couldn't talk. It felt like my voice was gone. "Y-yes. Please,Xander." I breathed out. ___ WARNING THIS BOOK IS RAW MATERIAL,SO THERE IS GRAMMAR MISTAKES COVER BY:@AK_Writes Evangeline Salazar,19.She works at a little resturant called "The spark". She has a Boyfriend that's abusing her and has done that to her for almost 2 years. One night was the last time. She had enough. He has damged her already,in her opinion too much to ever be fixed. Broken. But what happens when her savior comes? Will they fall for eachother or will their worlds crash? Xander Dattilo,31. He grew up in Italy and has lived in New York for 6 years. He is rich, he has a lot of power and he is 'known' as cold,cruel and heart of stone. The people are just in his way. What happens when a person without a heart and a person with a heart merge? can their two different worlds work to be mixed or will they destroy each other?

Diary of a Mad Poet by LaCreed11

Our tongues fight for dominance and I don't back down, his left hand grabbing my ass so hard it might bruise but damn it feels so good and I moan when his other hand laces itself around my neck "fuck, dont do that",he says while panting. "Don't do what" I'm confused and out of breath. "Don't moan" he licks his lips while staring at mine. "It drives me insane!" He picks me up and throws me on a bed that wasn't there before. He crawls in between my legs hovering over me. His eyes turn pitch black as he stares down at me, I bite my lower lip. "I have a kingdom to run and you are a distraction, if I kiss you again we might never leave this place for a year" ....................................................... She'll receive Hell before she gets Heaven on a silver platter. Kiah Grace Reeds. Lucifers Soul Mate. Even the God's have their eyes on her. ______________________ She'll receive hell before she gets heaven on a silver platter #Loveisablindfoldtothecautious

Waiting For The Beast (Lucifer's Clock Series, Book 1) by authorthayden

What if the Bible has it all wrong about the Anti-Christ? What if this person is female and what if she actually has a choice? Meet A.C. a.k.a Angelica Cunningham Angelica is drop dead gorgeous, lives in a sprawling mansion with her two aunts, attends a prestigious private school, is an A student and excels at everything she does effortlessly. She has a great life. That's until her 16th birthday and it all goes banana's. One of her aunt's fall mysteriously ill on the brink of death. Angelica is suddenly telepathic, has a heightened sense of smell and is seeing supernatural beings, that only exists in fairy tales. Angelica's family is forced to tell her the truth. Her aunts are actually supernatural beings that have been charged with protecting Angelica from her father, Lucifer. He has put a bounty on Angelica's head and every creature from the Abyssal Realm a.k.a Hell is looking for her. In addition she has a hot guardian angel that has been assigned to her since birth that she can now see. She is suddenly thrust into a dangerous, magical world. Between dealing with her new identity, a love triangle, hiding from her father, and just trying to be a teenager she has to make a decision to run, fight or wait for the darkness to consume her. PG-13 Some material may be inappropriate for peeps under 13. There is some profanity use and drug use. Enter at your own risk. (Honestly it's not that bad) Highest in Fantasy #1 Highest in Paranormal #18 Cover by Jessica Dueck aka @StarsColdNight

I Accidentally Summoned a Demon by JaideHarley

"I know you're a virgin but have you never been touched?" He asked, sliding his other hand down onto her leg. "What makes you say that?" Kat breathed, bracing her hands on the counter. "You react like someone who's never felt another's touch," Nex whispered, slipping his thumb under the band of her shorts. "So, have you not?" Kat opened her mouth to speak but stopped when his hand slid up from her leg, gliding up her stomach and stopping just below her breast. "Not even here?" He asked, following the curve of her breast with one finger, not touching, staying just below as he dragged it back and forth. "What about here?" He asked, sliding his hand down from her ribs to the bottom of her shorts then around to her butt, fingers nearly grazing it as he inched them up, under her pajamas. "I can say with certainty, never here," he said, lowering his other hand under the waistband of her shorts, touching the top of her underwear. "No, you've definitely never felt that before. I can hear your heart racing, I can feel your breathing, I can smell your body responding like it's never experienced these sensations before," he whispered, sliding a finger just underneath the band. "Should I answer its call?" #1 in demons on 6/15 -6/17/20! Again on 6/20 and 6/22-6/23! Sweet and innocent Katherine has a routine and is a little tightly wound. She was simply trying to rehearse lines for an audition. Next thing she knows, she's reading out loud her Latin lines and suddenly someone appears, claiming to be a demon she summoned to kill someone for her. Turns out demons can be hot. And he's getting pissed off she won't give him a name so he can kill and go home. The problem is, pissed off turns into something else and before he knows it, he wants to take away some of that innocence and loosen her up, or better yet, tie her up make her his. This is only available until Nov 1st, after that only on Patreon until published

Zoombieverse - Memory 2: The Knife by CJYwrites

The darkness of the past catches up to the present and looms over the future. The now-grown undead god meets someone from his past for the last time in his infinite life. An ancient artifact that unlocks a hidden ability comes into his possession and will stay with him throughout his infinite life. Excerpts: Hearing that title broke him from his mental preoccupation. _Oh, no. Not her. Not with these people._ Glancing around the table, he saw that everyone was looking at him, overtly and covertly, watching and waiting for his reaction. ... The young god stood up in excitement. _It just talked to me! I'm talking to it! This is so weird. What else can I ask it?_ ... _What should I say? I should say something, right?_ "Umm... Hi!" he managed to say. He stopped himself from wincing at his awkward greeting as he felt every eye in the room on him and maintained a casual and relaxed facade. _'Hi'? Really? After not seeing her for so long, all you can say is 'Hi!'? Say something else._ "I came here to see you." _No, idiot. Say something less obvious._ "And, uhh, talk to you." _What's wrong with you, self?_ ... "I don't know. I don't really know what to do anymore. I've done terrible things to him but I don't know anymore if I did the right thing."

Evil Angels by maddogstories11

"Welcome back to the land of the living, Alexandra... Please don't make too much of a mess on your first night." ------------------------- The after life is complicated and it is in the hands of two species to keep it organized. Angels live in the light but they have changed over the years. They are selfish creatures that want every soul to belong to the heavens even when they don't deserve it. Evil Angels live in the dark and they try to uphold the after world by giving evil souls what they truly deserve. Both species stay away from humans to preserve the existence of the curiosity of the afterlife. But what happens when a girl appears and finds out about these two mysterious species?

My Angel (COMPLETE) by marichatchat

No one reads things like this. Irina only wanted to find love and live happy, with another human. Not whatever was knocking on her window that Christmas night. Has anyone ever seen what it was? Who it was? Is it some creature, distant crazy thing that can't understand people? A species unknown to people? Or... Do they live among us? Live in our shadows, know every secret we have. Do they make the noises in the alley we hear at night? ꨄ❦ꨄ❦ꨄ➪ ✨there are some dirty jokes and some spicy moments and goofy and rare insults. There might even be some dark humor, please read with caution. There is also a lot of death. And ✨✨✨sexual moves✨✨✨ A majority of the characters are based off of real people so please don't hate unless they genuinely do or say something bad. I hope this is the story that gets successful. And I'm only 16 (now 17) and been writing for only a few years so please give constructive criticism and not hate. I just want to write the best I can. I'm good at poems if y'all wanna give me some ideas. I'm genuinely proud of this story. Please give me a chance. It took a year to write and is my hope and joy.😁 used to be named 'Two Broken Peas in a Pod'

A Lost Soul by Kisheo13Vampire

A lost soul can only mean bad things. Right? Yes. Onyx is an average girl. Lives by herself, very friendly and kind, never read any horror or to vivid books, and has never dated guys. No dates. No kisses. No lustful stares. Though Onyx has gotten them she never notice or cared. Till one night her world is flipped over. Demon become real. Her whole life is a lie. She looses herself to a stranger which she falls for when he is the only one who knows the truth and can save her. Onyx is wanted dead by many people and they will do anything to harm her. Onyx is not a very tough person. She breaks down crying and wants to die so many times. So can this stranger keep her safe and show her the truth? *Warning: sexual contact takes place and cursing is said through out the story*

Afterlife: Oblivion #Wattys2024 by astronomist

You die. Game over? Not quite. Welcome to the Afterlife Crucible. Every millennium, lost souls battle for a second shot at life. Forget everything you thought you knew about the afterlife. It's not pearly gates and harps - it's a ruthless gauntlet dreamed up by bored gods with a sick sense of humour. Your regrets become weapons, your sins are armour, and your secrets? Just ammo for your rivals. This is a no-holds-barred war where only the most devious spirits get to breathe again. You'll face nightmares that make Hell look like Disneyland, and opponents who'd sell their own mothers for a chance to win. Ready to fight for your life... after death? I sure as hell wasn't. There I was, barely keeping my head above water, when some prick decided to punch my ticket early. But let's face it - my chances of winning are slimmer than my ex's conscience. Who am I? Jane Doe. Just another dead girl in a sea of corpses... a junkie, a fuckup, a waste of oxygen. Or so I thought...

You may also like

Slide 1 of 10

What did I do? ( reverse harem) 18+ cover

✔️𝑈𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑙 𝐷𝑒𝑎𝑡ℎ 𝐷𝑜 𝑈𝑠 𝐴𝑝𝑎𝑟𝑡.18+ cover

Diary of a Mad Poet cover

Waiting For The Beast (Lucifer's Clock Series, Book 1) cover

I Accidentally Summoned a Demon cover

Zoombieverse - Memory 2: The Knife cover

Evil Angels cover

My Angel (COMPLETE) cover

A Lost Soul cover

Afterlife: Oblivion #Wattys2024 cover

What did I do? ( reverse harem) 18+

First draft so it's very very rough!!!! Completed My name is Lana Walker. My life had been a fairytale. Until tragedy struck. A car crash that obliterates my entire life including my three mates. I survived but at what cost? Five months later I'm still in pieces. Everyone knows losing your mates is the fastest way to madness. Except on a good ole Monday, I see my mates. From the way everyone around me is behaving, they never died. Neither do they remember me. They despise me. My life has taken a bizarre turn with an unstable power within me, a secret force behind strange attacks and three mates who are on my case. For unknown reasons.. I may have broken into their apartment and attracted their attention. Some very negative attention. "Lana", he coos softly, and I hum in response ", I'm not fucking anyone, pretty girl" My cheeks burn at the familiar nickname, and I swallow my suddenly dry throat until he adds, "Yet," I almost pull a muscle in my neck turning to look at him. When he glances back at me and sees the obvious disgust on my face, he closes his eyes, rubbing his lips together in amusement. There is a rare show of softness for me when he looks at me his fingers stroke my chin to cheer me up. "I'm going to fuck you, aren't I?" my breathing picks up, and I try to see the deception but find none. Just his arrogance and lust. For me. "we'll see" I swallow and stroke a hand down my straightened hair. Jackson cocks his head to the side, the challenge accepted. The hunt is on. "oh, I am fucking you. Six Ways to Sunday" Book one of the "what we did do series" Dark romance/ reverse harem. Mature themes 🔞