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"Fine. I'll go with you." I agree reluctantly, trying my damndest to swallow the lump of anxiety that just formed in my throat. "Under one condition though. You make Pod immortal too."

            "What the fuck is a Pod?"

            "My cat."

            "And you named him Pod? Out of every name in the world, you chose Pod?'

            "Technically, no. Her full name is Pussy of Death, but Pod is a bit easier to call out in a pinch." I say with a casual shrug of my shoulders.

            "Are you fucking serious?" He deadpans.

            "Very." 

            "No." 


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just when you think you know what is going to happen next, life fucks you in ass with a toilet scrubber and then laughs at you when you cry. moral of the story, release your expectations; i'll defy them every time.All Rights Reserved

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