various twilight characters x reader; because carlisle is the original dilf

ur mom

one shots, mini stories (p1 and p2 type shit) fluff, no angst because ew, occasional lemons if ur nice and ask on discorddddd :)))))

idk be nice to me i'm not a professional author :')

all credits go to stephenie meyer for creating this wonderful story. i do not own the characters or attributes to the twilight saga, however i own this shitty fanfiction :)