How to Love a Mental Ostrich
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Last published Wed, Sep 22, 2021
This is a story about an ostrich, named Shithead, (She-theed,) with a weird brain issue. Watch as he falls in love with a famous singer, and tries to get with this "humon" with the help of his pal Boberto.⚠️WARNING: This story may get weird, and may get a little inappropriate at times. Not graphic, but maybe a little weird.⚠️ Also, some of the characters we don't own, for instance Taylor Swift, but we should own everything else.
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