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How to Love a Mental Ostrich

DamPercyJacksonFan20

Reads 38
Votes 7
Parts 3
Time 6m

Reads 38
Votes 7
Parts 3
Time 6m

DamPercyJacksonFan20

ostrich taylorswift

This is a story about an ostrich, named Shithead, (She-theed,) with a weird brain issue. Watch as he falls in love with a famous singer, and tries to get with this "humon" with the help of his pal Boberto.⚠️WARNING: This story may get weird, and may get a little inappropriate at times. Not graphic, but maybe a little weird.⚠️  Also, some of the characters we don't own, for instance Taylor Swift, but we should own everything else.All Rights Reserved

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