Jokes
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Last published Tue, Dec 16, 2014
Why does France like snails?
Answer: they don't like fast food
My love is like diarrhea because I can't hold it in
Yo mama so fat when she sat on my iPod she made a ipad
What's 9+10
21
You stupid
No I'm not
Shout out to my pears
But dat back flip doe
it's the most beautiful thing I ever seen its watermolón in a watermolón
More to come
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I will find more and share it
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