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În curs de desfăşurare, Prima publicare dec 16, 2014
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Why does France like snails? 
Answer: they don't like fast food

My love is like diarrhea because I can't hold it in

Yo mama so fat when she sat on my iPod she made a ipad 
What's 9+10 
21 
You stupid 
No I'm not
Shout out to my pears 
But dat back flip doe 
it's the most beautiful thing I ever seen its watermolón in a watermolón



More to come
these jokes are not mine
I found them on wattpad
I will find more and share it
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GUYS STOP READING THIS😭😭😭 I WAS A DUMB DUMB 14 YEAR OLD WHO DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO WRITE AGGHHHHH😭😭😭😔😔💔💔💔 𝘠/𝘕 𝘓/𝘕, 𝘢 𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘭 𝘬𝘪𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘴𝘰 𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘭 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦. 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸, 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘢𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘴- 𝘏𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳, 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘺, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘥𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘷𝘪𝘴𝘪𝘵 𝘎𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘉𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯'𝘴 𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘦. 𝘈𝘧𝘵𝘰𝘯 𝘍𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘺'𝘴 𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘦... 𝘛𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩, 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘴. 𝘞𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘢𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘵𝘩, 𝘰𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘶𝘱 𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘺? 𝘖𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘶𝘵... ------ 𝘍𝘕𝘢𝘍 𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘰𝘸𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘮𝘦, 𝘯𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴!! 𝘊.𝘊.'𝘴 𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘦 𝘊𝘩𝘳𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘬, 𝘢𝘴 𝘐 𝘸𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘨𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘭 𝘭𝘰𝘳𝘦 :𝘋 𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘦𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳, 𝘮𝘢𝘺𝘣𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶- 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘸𝘪𝘴𝘦, 𝘺𝘰𝘶

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