Rail me in the bathroom
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Last published Thu, Jun 29, 2023
SATIRE/CRINGE/HELP
The first half is the best 13 year old me could muster the second half is me years later deciding that since it's all in my notes app I may as well upload it (still written by 13y old me)😃🤡
[Also this story contains no smut unlike the suggestive title im not about to write that 💀]
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theres no way god would put me next to some hot, pink hair coloured, literal model guy... no fucking way right?
wrong.
Aera is flying back to Sydney, Australia to stay with her family for a month. She was flying alone with the biggest fear of flying. how would this go?
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Warning: I'm not a writer like pls don't actually expect good writing lmao (if you are looking for good writing you're on the wrong app sweetie)
Chaotic and very weird with some classic wattpad plot twists
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