Weirdo Friend- making club
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Are you a sad, lonely weirdo? Do you find yourself cackling madly at jokes nobody else understands? Do you wonder to yourself every thirty years ' Why don't I have friends?' If that's the case, fear not! For I have created a small group-chat for you. It is a collection of dark jokes and short stories that are not meant to be taken seriously plus some funny looney tunes pictures. End your search and settle down on the " Friend making Train"
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