Alright, look, we didn't mean to be caught up in a war. It was an accident. We did something stupid because we were teenagers with bad brains and stuff. We didn't mean to dine with the king of Greece or learn to fight like a ninja. So it's a good thing we didn't. We ate with Trojan Princes and got schooled. Literally. Hours and hours of it. It was so...boring, facinating, thrilling. Take your pick. This is the one where Will and I get really badass and Alice is like a ninja with her words. We all almost die. We watch people die. We make people die. And we begin to hate certain people so much we want them to die. Funnily enough it doesn't seem to be too much death. So, join us on our wonderful journey that takes us from our sleepy hometown to a raging battlefield. Journey with the emotional ride that is teenage-hood. A big thanks to Wattpad user alicia_alarcon for helping us heaps with the editing and making of this story. Go check out her page and read her books. They are awesome!