The Princess Malfunction
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Ongoing, First published Dec 17, 2014
In the kingdom of Alvaria, the royal family is considered to
be of the highest praise. Every person in every town knows of them, and
everyone wants the chance to be a part of them. Now in any normal place this
would be nearly impossible. But in Alvaria it could just happen.

The Choosing Ceremony occurs only once every royal generation
and only one girl out of the entire kingdom can be chosen to marry the next in line.
Girls between the ages of 17 and 19 are eligible to undergo the selection
process until one final princess can be chosen. But of course it’s not just a
simple competition. It consists of three stages, all are considered elimination
rounds and the girls need to be prim, proper and beautiful to win the Prince's
heart. 

And Isabelle Darwin is going to win his heart.

She has been preparing herself for years in the art of poise,
etiquette, fashion and beauty, she's studied the royal linage more times than
she can count and she is going to be a Princess if it’s the last thing she does.
And all she needs to do is pass the first round of the choosing ceremony and
steal the Prince's attention from the moment he lays eyes on her. 

But when Isabelles's only chance to get to the royal palace is taken away by a freak
business conference, her only hope left is her older brother Abel. Who would
much rather cut out his eyes then see his annoying, Prince obsessed
little sister marry that man.

But fate has a few things in store for the both of them, especially with an obsession like
Isabelle's and a track list like Abel's.
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