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Jokes for Dummies

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Leituras 3,050
Votos 51
Capítulos 38
Tempo <5 mins

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Do you dream of being that funny popular kid that has amazing, comical, witty, hilarious, entertaining and wacky jokes and comebacks? 
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If you do, I have no idea what you should do. I just thought that might get your attention somehow. In the meantime I guess you should read this book.Todos os Direitos Reservados

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MEH, de Godsofpercyjackson

BOOK THREE. CAUTION: YOU MIGHT HAVE A LAUGHING ATTACK AND FALL OUT OF YOUR CHAIR OR WHATEVER YOU ARE SITTING ON. (If it's the floor, please don't sass me.) Have you read WHAT or YAS? Well well welllll, if you haven't, those are the two books that come before this. You don't need to read the others to understand this one, though I really hope you do. So I'll say this to you once. Me and my friends are weird. We have embraced it. You should too. ; )

Mr. Match (BoyxBoy) ✓, de euwangabrielll

I'm Finn Vasco but that's not quite important right now. I'm a pretty sarcastic guy if I'm gonna be honest. I'm closed off and I literally only have one friend. I might hate everybody in my school... but there's this guy there. He's... let's say, dreamy, someone who I thought would never even acknowledge my existence. That guy who was too damn good to be true, who was too good for me, who was too good for... everybody! You get what I'm trying to say. He's that cliché king of the campus and a popular and attractive heartthrob and with just one wink, he can send people on their knees... That sounded so wrong, anyway. So can you blame me for being over the moon when one day, he approached me only to what? ...To ask for my help courting my freaking best friend. I knew it was stupid for me to hope I'd even have any chance with him anyway. So I just agreed to help him. Even if I was hurting myself and potentially my best friend in the process, my best friend who has been there with me through the thick and thins, I still did it... I mean what could go wrong besides literally everything? So my plan was to just set my crush and my best friend up, and then everything would be alright... right? But of course, life doesn't like it when people have it easy. *** Highest Ranking #2 on #lgbtfiction #5 on #boyxboy #6 on #gay #8 on #teenfiction *** ~ WARNING: This story contains strong language and bullying. If you're not a fan of LGBTQ+ stories or BXB stories, then this story is not for you. ~ If you're gonna plagiarize, you might as well just put your clown outfit on.

Cocky Confessions and Comedic Cravings, de Celestineseraphina

Let's get real, Being a teenager sucks. So many stress and work, its nothing like those cliche movies. But y'know that feeling when you like someone? everything seems SOOO interesting.. NOW your life is a cliche teenage movie, huh? This book knows how you feel~~

Loving Miss Love (GxG), de OrMAGMs

(TeacherxStudent)"I wouldn't have kissed you if I didn't find you attractive." "But you said you only were with him because he begged you and if he can't woo you then I-" I couldn't hear this anymore. I looked at her and flat out said, "I'm going to fuck you too." She turned bright red, "I will sleep with you. My body has already chosen you Tyler, it's my mind that it's waiting on. You don't have to worry about not being good enough when I chose you." She was quietly blushing in the corner. And she stayed over there until it was time for class. |~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~| Danielle Love, 28, single and planning to be for the rest of her life. After many failed relationships Danielle has found herself at a stand still, thinking of Love as something unattainable. With a crazy ex watching her every move and her future becoming more lonely, she is in for a ride upon meeting her new student Tyler Allen, 23, broken and abandoned. Tyler has dreamt of falling in love her entire life but due to her lack of social skills, she has already given up. With the recent tragic passing of her parents, Tyler must move to the States and finish college while living with her aunt. Her life is completely flipped when she meets her new, young, hot, English professor.

Smile - A Story of a Boy who lost his Smile, de ConanLevi

Its a story of a boy from a rich family which was full of comedians for centuries but then a genius was born. A genius who could make anyone smile with his own. His smile was as bright as the day and as warm as summer. But then he suddenly lost his parents, he was down, frustrated and he was only 15 years old. His parents lost their life on the way of going to their son's comedy show. And he thought it was his fault. But then there was a little hope............

The Girl with no Emotions (GirlxGirl), de Kathy202

I was only 7 when I met her, but we had an instant connection. We were inseperable. She was always happy and joyful around me, but me on the other hand, I was a completely different story. I suffered a disorder that caused me to have no emotions. I told her my condition and she understood, but one day she dissapeared, I didn't feel sad, worried or angry like I should have. I just continued my day like any other day, but by myself. I continued to have no friends as I got older and talked to no one, but it didn't bother me. I soon became the "weirdo" as most people would say. I became known as the girl with no emotions.

Where did my twin go?, de myimaginationiswild

Siblings get separated all the time right? then if you ever find your sibling after years and years of being apart and not even knowing the other existed you'd be thrilled. right? Right? WRONG. Sam, at 17. finds out that her whole life has been a lie. her parents aren't her parents, her beloved brother and favorite person in the world isn't really her biological brother. what would you do if you were in a situation like that? but atleast you'd find out that you had a twin. A person who suddenly finds out that they have a twin is supposed to be really happy. then your twin would be thrilled that they got reunited with their twin and that would make things easier right? Again, WRONG. ______________________________________ there will be both heterosexual and homosexual relationships in this story. and if you don't like that I'm really sorry. strong language, so kids, don't read.

Laugh to Death, de KittyDesaster

Read this..I'm trying my best to make you laugh...so...laugh? Yes..LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH LOL.

The Geek's Guide to Surviving High School, de BhostGusters

Have you ever needed just a guide to tell you what to do when life gets too hard? To survive High School in particular? Well, listen to what I've got for you! Let me guide you on this long treacherous journey called High School! I guarantee you that my sarcastic charisma and witty jokes will never leave you bored. My awesome, snazzy, fabulousness will leave you speechless... or maybe just making you randomly laugh out loud. Which would be pretty awkward, because everyone would stare at you... Come now youngling, hold my hand and we will climb the stairs of High School together.

Tempted Hearts (bxb), de iQuinny

When Max's parents go on vacation, he decides to spend the week with his best friend, Lilly, who also happens to be the sister of his long-time straight crush. Spending seven days with Lilly, Jake and his girlfriend during the summer break before college starts can't be that bad, right? 'Imagine falling in love with a straight guy. Well, that's exactly what I did. It's a story as old as time, and I'm trying my best to get over him, but the fact that his sister is my best friend doesn't help, along with his suspiciously odd girlfriend that keeps popping up at inconvenient times. We really are failing at crushing 101- falling for someone you can never have.' CONTENT WARNING: My characters enjoy cursing (thanks, Jake), and this story delves into darker topics such as mental health, issues faced by minority groups, includes violence and more.

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MEH

BOOK THREE. CAUTION: YOU MIGHT HAVE A LAUGHING ATTACK AND FALL OUT OF YOUR CHAIR OR WHATEVER YOU ARE SITTING ON. (If it's the floor, please don't sass me.) Have you read WHAT or YAS? Well well welllll, if you haven't, those are the two books that come before this. You don't need to read the others to understand this one, though I really hope you do. So I'll say this to you once. Me and my friends are weird. We have embraced it. You should too. ; )