Jokes for Dummies
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Do you dream of being that funny popular kid that has amazing, comical, witty, hilarious, entertaining and wacky jokes and comebacks?
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If you do, I have no idea what you should do. I just thought that might get your attention somehow. In the meantime I guess you should read this book.
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