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RIPmercury x onceler

Reads 157
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Parts 7
Time 17m

Reads 157
Votes 3
Parts 7
Time 17m

amongus angst crackfic ducky onceler ripmercury romance satire sorrymerc streamer

[THIS IS SATIRE]

Mercury was just wandering around their local store trying to find a new door handle to replace the one ducky broke, but when he finds out that the only door handle that works is way to high up on the shelf for his 3'2 body, he is helped by a handsome stranger wearing a particularly fashionable thneed...

I AM SO SORRY MERCURY :D

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amongus angst crackfic ducky onceler ripmercury romance satire sorrymerc streamer

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