RIPmercury x onceler
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[THIS IS SATIRE]
Mercury was just wandering around their local store trying to find a new door handle to replace the one ducky broke, but when he finds out that the only door handle that works is way to high up on the shelf for his 3'2 body, he is helped by a handsome stranger wearing a particularly fashionable thneed...
I AM SO SORRY MERCURY :D
Book cover by me, I'm just terrible at making them
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