Top things on my 'What The Fuck' list: ------------ 1.) My birth-giver became a hooker when I was just 13. 2.) I found out my big ex was cheating on me with said birth-giver. 3.) My breasts ache, which means they are growing even more. (like a D cup isn't enough to handle) 4.) My dad is a C.I.A. agent. 5.) I'm being forced to move to the United Kingdom. 6.) I being forced to pretend to be British. THE END Oh and did I mention I met an angelic force with curly hair and green eyes, and all he knows about me are the lies I've told him?