Operation British
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Top things on my 'What The Fuck' list:
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1.) My birth-giver became a hooker when I was just 13.
2.) I found out my big ex was cheating on me with said birth-giver.
3.) My breasts ache, which means they are growing even more. (like a D cup isn't enough to handle)
4.) My dad is a C.I.A. agent.
5.) I'm being forced to move to the United Kingdom.
6.) I being forced to pretend to be British.
THE END
Oh and did I mention I met an angelic force with curly hair and green eyes, and all he knows about me are the lies I've told him?
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