𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓'𝐒 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍 𝐏𝐔𝐒𝐒𝐘
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WonderGirl1059
Complete, First published Sep 25, 2021
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When a suspicious man in a beanie steals the Fre Shavoca Do belonging to Wonder and Glitch, they vow to follow him to the ends of the earth to take back what is rightfully theirs. After teaming up with a sexy cashier, a square sponge, and a secretive man, they unwillingly fall into a path full of romance, tragedy, and adventure, as they journey to defeat this strange man and his army. Mysteries are unfolded, families are reunited, and brain cells are lost in this beautiful trainwreck that is, according to Bo Burnham, "better than pussy." 


I have no clue what I have created.
TWs: Swearing, blood, and main character death.
I only own Wonder, who is technically me. @glitchingstxrs is in this story too, they asked to be in it. Comet is Glitch's OC, so I don't own her either. They've helped me out a lot in writing this...novel. None of the other characters are mine.

Fanart, headcanons, or any fan content pertaining to this book is strongly welcomed.

For those who are interested in the series, join the Discord server for more randomness that is better than pussy.

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