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Benchtrio's Amazing Guide to City Living | Ft. The Hermits & SBI

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Reads 6,225
Votes 350
Parts 22
Time 13h 48m

alternateuniverse avian aviator comfort evosmplore family fluff grian hermitcraft humor laughs pearl philza poor sbi stressmonster technoblade thief thievery vigilantes watcher âu

Grian always bursts into their little, cozy attic right before things can go terribly wrong. Like that one time Ranboo had wanted to cook dinner. Tommy is pretty sure Grian had been asleep at the time of the occasion, judging by how messed up his blond hair was, yet he ran up two floors -four sets of stairs, fifteen steps each- and then burst through the door with a shout of "NO, DON'T DO IT!!!".

It had been an eventful night that one, ending with a scolding and a very much grounded Ranboo. Which is weird, because Grian isn't Ranboo's parent, he is just their neighbor.

And, at this point, it's just the norm for Grian to know what they are up to. The trio's theory is that the avian has a sixth sense or something.

"Oh, hey Tommy and Tubbo!" Grian greets as he bends to pick up the fallen, heavy-looking boxes. "You're looking chipper today. Work went well, I'm guessing?"

"Oh, Hell yeah! We mugged a guy!"

"You did what-"

Or: In which fic we explore the way Benchtrio can bring death and destruction to an innocent city, cause chaos and endear themselves to heroes and villains alike. Very fluffy, very crack-y.

Or, or: In which Tommy is a raccoon, Tubbo is a bee and Ranboo is a very exhausted enderman

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Inspired by teacupi's "TommyInnit's Guide To Being A (Highly Successful) Wingman" on ao3!
(Seriously, if you haven't read that already, go check it out!)All Rights Reserved

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Best Beloveds by nnotheree

"Like... you seriously want to marry me? Tommyinnit? The annoying brat who got himself exiled fucking twice? Who's died?" Tommy said skeptically. It was too good to be true. "Oh, Tom. Don't talk of yourself like that. You're strong and we want to help you." Tubbo said, staring at the blond. "We love you, Tommy. We do want to marry you." Ranboo said, offering the ring. OR Beeduo ask (read: force) Tommy to join the marriage and they go around causing chaos and mending broken relationships. Canon divergent splitting from actual lore when Tommy got out of prison. Still sorta sticks with canon. Art on cover done by https://senvurii.tumblr.com/ Also published on Ao3 Text-To-Speech Audio! *able to listen instead of read!* about like everything: i no longer like the dsmp, most of the creators are in some kind of controversy or do something terrible and i dont want to be associated to it anymore. i am proud of how far my writing has come and i know this story in particular was popular, and i am very sorry that i never managed to finish it before everything went to shit. i will leave this up because it was one of my first fics and the fact that i worked so hard on it. this is never to be updated again and i will not edit anything on this fic after this note.

"𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝐿𝑜𝑜𝑘 𝐴𝑤𝑓𝑢𝑙...𝐶𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑊𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑈𝑠, 𝑀𝑎𝑡𝑒." | 𝑆𝐵𝐼 𝐴𝑈 by bigbahongaloos

Tommy had just recently moved homes. The one he left was one full of memories. Not good ones, but not necessarily bad ones, either. He didn't have much to live for at his old home, so he moved in hope of starting over and meeting new people. He had no more family, and his school friends had long moved on from him. In fact, the only number in his contacts was his mum's who was long passed away. Tommy was young (sixteen, to be exact) and he often forgot things. Usually just as simple as forgetting to do the laundry, or forgetting to reply to a notification on his phone that he received three seconds prior. Simple things that didn't matter. This time, though, he forgot to charge his phone before leaving his new, barely furnished apartment. He didn't think much of it. If it died, it died. No biggie, right? He figured he'd be alright for an hour or so without his phone. That is, until he got lost in the large, unfamiliar town that he definitely didn't even slightly know the layout of. He didn't know where he was or how to get back to his apartment, especially without a GPS. And then, when it definitely couldn't get worse, it began to rain. Tommy was soaked. He was cold, hungry. He cut into an alley and sat down against a brick wall, curled up on himself. He sat there for a while, and then heard footsteps. It was three men. The older one crouched down in front of him. "You look awful...Come with us, mate." But Tommy didn't want to. These people felt...off. ~~~ TW// Cussing Kidnapping Injuries Manipulation Stockholm syndrome Drugging someone etc... ~~~ Started: May 10, 2023 Finished: August 5, 2023 (This took way too long 😭)

Tubbo's Surge by lilachoneeey

Hello, I made this story when I was 13 and obsessed with the DSMP. Please for the love of CHRIST do not read this and interact with it. The only reason I have it up is because I feel bad taking it down for those who bookmarked it. I do not condone ANYTHING any of these creators have done in the reason years. Especially Wilbur Soot, who is a main focus in this writing. Please do not support people like him and many of the content creators of the DSMP. Then again, do not harass anyone for liking the DSMP. Thank you.

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Twisted Unknown by YayaZa_B33_

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Feels like Home || SBI by BumbliestofBees

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"Like... you seriously want to marry me? Tommyinnit? The annoying brat who got himself exiled fucking twice? Who's died?" Tommy said skeptically. It was too good to be true. "Oh, Tom. Don't talk of yourself like that. You're strong and we want to help you." Tubbo said, staring at the blond. "We love you, Tommy. We do want to marry you." Ranboo said, offering the ring. OR Beeduo ask (read: force) Tommy to join the marriage and they go around causing chaos and mending broken relationships. Canon divergent splitting from actual lore when Tommy got out of prison. Still sorta sticks with canon. Art on cover done by https://senvurii.tumblr.com/ Also published on Ao3 Text-To-Speech Audio! able to listen instead of read! about like everything: i no longer like the dsmp, most of the creators are in some kind of controversy or do something terrible and i dont want to be associated to it anymore. i am proud of how far my writing has come and i know this story in particular was popular, and i am very sorry that i never managed to finish it before everything went to shit. i will leave this up because it was one of my first fics and the fact that i worked so hard on it. this is never to be updated again and i will not edit anything on this fic after this note.