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Benchtrio's Amazing Guide to City Living | Ft. The Hermits & SBI

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Reads 6,031
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Parts 22
Time 13h 48m

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Grian always bursts into their little, cozy attic right before things can go terribly wrong. Like that one time Ranboo had wanted to cook dinner. Tommy is pretty sure Grian had been asleep at the time of the occasion, judging by how messed up his blond hair was, yet he ran up two floors -four sets of stairs, fifteen steps each- and then burst through the door with a shout of "NO, DON'T DO IT!!!".

It had been an eventful night that one, ending with a scolding and a very much grounded Ranboo. Which is weird, because Grian isn't Ranboo's parent, he is just their neighbor.

And, at this point, it's just the norm for Grian to know what they are up to. The trio's theory is that the avian has a sixth sense or something.

"Oh, hey Tommy and Tubbo!" Grian greets as he bends to pick up the fallen, heavy-looking boxes. "You're looking chipper today. Work went well, I'm guessing?"

"Oh, Hell yeah! We mugged a guy!"

"You did what-"

Or: In which fic we explore the way Benchtrio can bring death and destruction to an innocent city, cause chaos and endear themselves to heroes and villains alike. Very fluffy, very crack-y.

Or, or: In which Tommy is a raccoon, Tubbo is a bee and Ranboo is a very exhausted enderman

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Inspired by teacupi's "TommyInnit's Guide To Being A (Highly Successful) Wingman" on ao3!
(Seriously, if you haven't read that already, go check it out!)All Rights Reserved

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TommyInnit's unbeatable method of avoiding sudden death by idonotloveyouboo

"I uh," Tommy starts, not knowing how to break this to the hero lightly. He hates to be the bearer of bad news. "I think your powers are broken? It's not a bad thing of course, but like, I swear you tried to mind control me and it like, totally failed. Which is fine, honestly, don't feel insecure. Everyone's power stop working sometimes... I think." Sheesh, this is very awkward. Why is no one else talking? Why is Philza looking at him like he grew three heads? Why is the Blade staring at him so intensely? Why is Willow still frozen? "Did I, did I hit a nerve? Yikes," Tommy hisses, "Well um," He steps back, bracing his legs and bending his knees, "This was like super fun, but I'm - I'mma head out." or, in which Tommy manages to annoy the hell out of Phil, Techno and Wilbur by being both impossible to catch and irritatingly endearing. or or, a crack fic where Tommy is a vigilante and Phil, Techno and Wilbur are the heroes hunting him down.

ᗯᗴ ᑕOᗰᗴ Iᑎ ᑭᗴᗩᑕᗴ ༆ ᗩᒪᒪIᑌᗰ ᗪᑌO ᗩᒪIᗴᑎ ᗩᑌ by bigbahongaloos

𝙱𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚙...𝚆𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐: 𝙴𝚗𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝙵𝚊𝚒𝚕𝚞𝚛𝚎...𝚆𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐: 𝙴𝚗𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝙵𝚊𝚒𝚕𝚞𝚛𝚎... 𝙱𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚙... The brothers clung to each other in fright as their father desperately tried to get their UFO stabilized. As if the constant beeping of the alarm and 'Warning: Engine Failure' didn't scare the boys enough, they both knew they were going to die. It was sad, really. A 13 and 15 year old positive they weren't going to live another five minutes. "╎ ↸𝙹リ'ℸ ̣ ∴ᔑリリᔑ ↸╎ᒷ, ʖ𝙹𝙹!" The blonde haired boy cried onto his older brothers shoulder. "⍑𝙹ꖎ↸ 𝙹リ, ʖ𝙹||ᓭ!" Their father yelled. Then everything went quiet. There was a ringing in the two boys' ears. Everything was blurry. We're they dead? We're they going to die? Where are they? Why was everything so...numb..? ~~~ SOOOOOO... new story!!! This is an Allium Duo Alien AU if you couldn't already tell. Even though it's Allium Duo, it's mostly Ranboo's POV. Sorry, I can't help it. I love Ranboo! This is NOT A SHIP!!!!!!!! I personally think that Tommy x Ranboo is a strange ship since they're just friends. And if I'm not mistaken, Tommy has asked to not be shipped with anyone. (Idk about Ranboo though) As you can tell by the two sentences in the description, some of this will be written in Enchantment Table language since you know...Aliens and stuff...BUT- I will be translating everything for you so don't worry! ~~~ TW: Cussing Death Crashes Injuries Blood Attempted su!c!ce Torture Angst etc... (TW's will be above chapters) ~~~ Started: September 5th, 2022 Put on hold: September 6th, 2022 (I was making other stories [and mental health was being an ass])

The Downcast of Today by AnUnstableMCYTAddict

A Ranboo angst story this time! This one will be slightly different from my other stories. This will be C!Ranboo however basically it's irl? So they stream, but they look like the characters and have the same personality, but it's not in Minecraft, everything is real-life based. There will be trigger warnings, and sorry if I don't cover every one. Also to be clear, this turned out to only be light angst but there is still self harming references and eating disorder reference, possible derealization but I'm not sure. Ranboo lives alone but is going to visit Tubbo in a month or so, and he has memory loss of course. Tubbo is half goat as well as Lani and Tubbo's parents in this. This is an AU please do keep that in mind. If you have questions about this book feel free to DM me. The title artwork is by riotwasp on Twitter Real names won't be used in this as I don't want to cross anyone's boundaries, and there will only be RanbooxTubbo in this story I don't spellcheck my stuff after writing, so sorry about the grammar started- 7/20/2021 finished- 8/6/2021 He laid there, he knew he was depressed, you should've seen his arms and legs. Ranboo was meant to meet up with Tubbo within the next 2 weeks. He needed to mentally prepare and find out ways to hide his scars. He sighed grabbing one of his memory books, writing, "hide sadness from anyone but self." No one would have to worry.

Tubbo's Surge by lilachoneeey

Hello, I made this story when I was 13 and obsessed with the DSMP. Please for the love of CHRIST do not read this and interact with it. The only reason I have it up is because I feel bad taking it down for those who bookmarked it. I do not condone ANYTHING any of these creators have done in the reason years. Especially Wilbur Soot, who is a main focus in this writing. Please do not support people like him and many of the content creators of the DSMP. Then again, do not harass anyone for liking the DSMP. Thank you.

Feels like Home || SBI by BumbliestofBees

Tommy Henry was anything but normal. Rude, obnoxious, loud and most importantly; lonely. No one wanted him, and he didn't want them. When Phil Watson catches word of a certain blondes predicament, he takes it upon himself to foster the boy. Tommy's world changes, for the better or for the worst? Well that's up to the Gremlin to decide "Welcome Home Tommy" ------------------------------ // THIS STORY USES TW SUCH AS EATING DISORDERS, PANIC ATTACKS, ABUSE, DRUG AND ALCOHOL ABUSE, VIOLENCE , DEATH AND MENTIONS OF SUICIDE // // If Tommy, Phil, Techno, Will or anyone in this story shows any discomfort to this, I will take it down // Started: 20/02/21 Finished: 28/08/21 Word Count: 57, 737 ------------------ #1 in Ph1lzaminecraft #8 in Sleepyboisinc #12 in Ph1lza #1 in sleepyboysinc #1 in Dreamnotfound #1 in Ranboolive #1 in Jack Manifold #3 in Awesamdude #6 in Ranboo #1 in Sleepybois #10 in Karl Jacobs #9 in SBI #1 in FoolishGamers

'i don't have anywhere else to go.' - a sleepy boys inc story by farenh1te

"Tommy? What- it's 2 in the morning-" Phil is shaken from his half awake daze at the sight of Tommy, on his doorstep, looking like he's been through hell and back. "Hi. I-I don't have anywhere else to go. Can I stay-" Phil interrupts him with a soft, "Come in." started 17 jan 2021 finished 8 feb 2022 wow okay fuck wilbur soot i should have had worse things happen to him CW for swearing - no really there's a lot of swearing i'm warning you now TW for cutting/self harm, physical abuse, panic attacks, vomiting, ed, depression, anxiety, flashbacks, PTSD, nightmares, kidnapping, alcohol abuse, domestic abuse if i need to add any other tw's i will do so - if you want me to add any just ask and i will :) no romance, purely platonic family dynamic (some dreamnotfound but not shipping any of the main characters) THIS DOES NOT REFLECT THE IRL PEOPLE IN ANY WAY. if they are uncomfortable with this i will take it down immediately.

a platonic alliumduo fanfic [discontinued] by S0URC4ND7

Did the first 3 chapters WITH character ai. The rest by myself. This is a platonic allium duo fanfic with some bits of tntduo, sbi, cricket crew, bench trio, and dream team. PLEASE TELL ME A GOOD NAME WHEN YOU READ THIS I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO NAME IT!! I change this books wording a lot so if you want to read this I just wanted to inform you (if you dont like this please leave dont say hate comments or anything) stuff I should tell Ranboo hides themself from being half enderman with make-up and hasn't told anyone just tubbo that their allergic to water. (No one knows that ranboo is an enderman until later on) They can switch through the real word and the SMP world (ALMOST EVERY CHAPTER IS 3RD PERSON!!) if there is spelling errors please tell me I will try to fix it as soon as possible!! (sorry if this is shitty I haven't done something like this!) this is mainly for my enjoyment! anyway enjoy or not! 🦗🩹 #4 in Bench 4/26/23 #2 in Bench 5/4/23 #69 in Alliumduo 6/19/23 Start: 4/9/23 End: 6/7/23

Together... Forever? (TOMMYINNIT ANGST) by SaylarXani

Times are high, Tubbo and Tommy have a great decent life, however, one day, everything turns downhill and they become orphans. Philza is looking to adopt some more kids, and he stumbles upon the brothers, he quickly realizes something is wrong with Tommy. Tommy is using a facade, can the family figure out what's wrong before the facade breaks and the real truth comes out? . . . . I'm always looking for a good angst story because... well, I love to see people in pain (/j). This will be filled with lots of angst. Enjoy! SBI (Sleepy bois inc) + Tubbo Angst Adoption AU. I DO NOT CONDONE ANY SHIPPING OF ANY KIND. CONON ONES ARE FINE. PLEASE DO NOT SHIP ANYONE IN THIS STORY, THIS IS ALL PLATONIC. Also, I don't know how to make this interesting. :) SBI, SleepyBoisInc, SleepyBoiInc, TommyinnitAngst, Angst, ED, Anorexia, SH, sad, technoblade, wilbursoot, philza minecraft, tubbo, tommyinnit, platonic, adoption au

Tommyinnit Oneshots by PinkSolby

||~This One-shot book will entertain you, and make you feel many emotions. Hi, I'm the creator of this Tommyinnit One-shot book! This book is always updated, and it is somewhat detailed. Normally, I update whenever I want to, which is pretty much always. In all honesty, I can't go a day without uploading, or at least making something on Wattpad.~|| (Taking Requests!) ⚠️If You don't like what I write, I'm going to have to ask you to either leave, or at least don't start any Drama!!⚠️ The only good chapters are all past chapter 10, so yeah :) Don't Be Afraid to type a comment, I love to know what people think!! <3 What I will NOT be doing Anything that is basically like smut. I will not be accepting any of that shit. What I WILL do Fluff/Happy Chapters Alternative Universes (AU's) High School AU's Etcetera Duo's that I will sometimes add/mention/Use Allium Duo (Uncommon) Clingy Duo (Common) TNT Duo (Only in one chapter I think) Dirty Crime Boys Duo (Common) Disc Duo (Rare) Bee Duo (Common) TechnoBlade + Tommy Duo (Rare) Sleepy Bois!! (Very Common) Ships that I do/might do Dadza x Momza! (Maybe) Quackbur (TNT Duo) If I do a lot of High School AU's then probably Dreamnotfound Bee Duo (idk, sorry :/) TomBoo (Ehhh, Thinking about it yk?-)

Family Is Home (Old/Unfinished) by Echo_Writes_Chaos

Tommy expected his life to be shit. Being in the foster care system had fucked him up considering the abuse and whatnot. He still had his two friends the small winged goof ball Grian and the slightly crazy Ranboo but they weren't always there. He had made them a promise they would escape together and now he is being sent to a new foster home with some guy named Phil. I wonder how this will go... (This fic is old and I am currently in the process of rewriting it!)

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Feels like Home || SBI cover

'i don't have anywhere else to go.' - a sleepy boys inc story cover

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"I uh," Tommy starts, not knowing how to break this to the hero lightly. He hates to be the bearer of bad news. "I think your powers are broken? It's not a bad thing of course, but like, I swear you tried to mind control me and it like, totally failed. Which is fine, honestly, don't feel insecure. Everyone's power stop working sometimes... I think." Sheesh, this is very awkward. Why is no one else talking? Why is Philza looking at him like he grew three heads? Why is the Blade staring at him so intensely? Why is Willow still frozen? "Did I, did I hit a nerve? Yikes," Tommy hisses, "Well um," He steps back, bracing his legs and bending his knees, "This was like super fun, but I'm - I'mma head out." or, in which Tommy manages to annoy the hell out of Phil, Techno and Wilbur by being both impossible to catch and irritatingly endearing. or or, a crack fic where Tommy is a vigilante and Phil, Techno and Wilbur are the heroes hunting him down.