Opiate Drugs Make This Fucked-Up World Go 'Round
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  • Reads 313
  • Votes 9
  • Parts 3
  • Time 19m
Ongoing, First published Dec 17, 2014
[OCs; “Heart no Kuni no Alice” fanfiction; rated T for vulgar language and romance(?) I'll let you know if the rating goes up; possible shonen-ai]

He opened his eyes to a world that wasn't his own, a hand-holder that wasn't his sister, and a headache worse than any he had ever gotten before.
“Who the bloody hell are you, and where am I?”
The girl holding his hand smiled kindly. “My name is Alice Liddell. Welcome to Wonderland.”
“...You mean the Wonderland from that creepy-as-fuck story Lewis Carroll wrote while he was high on opium, before the Disney franchise takeover? That Alice and Wonderland? Because I'm sorry lady, but that's bullshit. Wake me up when my sister comes along to hit me with a frying pan again.”
He rolled over and went back to sleep.
Alice held back the raging temptation to strangle the unwell, unknown person found just outside the clock tower.

At Hatter Mansion, his sister sneezed in her sleep.
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Whenever I say "Heart no Kuni no Alice" I mean "Joker/Clover/Heart"
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