The Egg - DabiHawks [DISCONTINUED]
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  • Reads 81,417
  • Votes 1,882
  • Parts 22
  • Time 1h 27m
Complete, First published Sep 26, 2021
You can probably already guess what happens from the title and yes, this story is a dUMB SPOOF ALRIGHT (CraCk FiC).
I just made it to laugh at and also I was originally gonna make it a long one-shot but decided to turn it into a story with very short chapters. Just coz.

Don't question my ways.

oh yeah, don't mind my occasional author commentations, heh...



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